True or False...

True..although I do have a kindle and use it occasionally...


You and your neighbours are getting your garden and house prettied now spring is here..
 

We 'scrumped' for apples a lot when we were kids... and of course I had my own apple trees.. no longer now, they're just a PITA. to keep..

No I don't grow my own veggies


One of your neighbours' dogs barking, wakes you
 
False. Although most people in our neighborhood have dogs, due to serious coyote danger all are kept indoors, so barking isn't an issue.

Coyotes aren't nearly as dumb as Roadrunner cartoons suggest. They're skillful pack hunters that easily vault 8 foot (and taller) block walls. Wile E. Coyote is well named. While on the subject, roadrunners are cute, fast and even the tallest are less than a foot high. Sorry to add that coyotes prey on them quite successfully.

Back to the game.
When various berries are in season you buy them in quantity and freeze for later use.
 
True. I look up new words nearly every day because I mostly read non-fiction.

You love the ease of ebook look-ups. ( Click on the word, then click "Dictionary", and voila!)
 
Well, at least I'm not secreting porridge.... and I have no idea if the amount of oil oozing out of me is the correct amount. How would you know?

You take your car in for standard servicing according to the calendar.
 
Well, at least I'm not secreting porridge.... and I have no idea if the amount of oil oozing out of me is the correct amount. How would you know?
Because I don't have oily skin any more, but neither do I need to slather on moisturizer - not even on my hands.

True. Two of my sisters resemble me somewhat, one not at all.

You've known families where all the kids look astonishingly alike.
 
False, we all have two car garages and two car driveways. Usually the cars are in the driveway and the garages are used for storage.

You're grateful that nobody in your neighborhood has junker cars in their driveways or even worse, on their lawns (gasp).
 
False...my neighbors are far and few between, so what they do on their own property is not my concern.

You've mastered the art of people watching.
 

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