Tried and failed miserably at the attempt to apply them. My cousin and I tried this about 20 years ago. The wine and our husband's great amusement (and unhelpful "help") didn't improve our aim a bit as I recall. We laughed ourselves silly that night.
You would like to try applying false eyelashes with a close friend, if only for the giggles. (I'd be happy to give it another go!)