try to have a little fun each day

[Old Hipster]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day Jane and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Jane called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. we came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we are retired. It's important at our age.

 

[Ina]

OH, is that really true? That is too funny. Here they'll come get your buns, they need that extra income.

 

[Old Hipster]

OH, is that really true? That is too funny. Here they'll come get your buns, they need that extra income.

No it's a joke, but I wish I had the nerve to do that! Well not really, because then somebody innocent would have to pay all of the tickets.

 

[Katybug]

:lofl: Not much of a joke person, but that was funny!

 

[Casper]

I like it OH.....

 

[Jillaroo]

An oldie but a goodie:lofl:

 

[SifuPhil]

Excellent! :rofl:

You had me going there - I even said "WHOA!" half-way through the story, thinking you actually did that.

I was going to ask you to marry me.

 

[That Guy]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Says a lot as to the advantages of mass transit...