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boliverchadsworth

boliverchadsworth

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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!
 
That DEA officer sure got a taste of his own medicine, didn't he? Goes to show that even the authority of the federal government is no match for a big ol' bull with a grudge.
This little anecdote really highlights the importance of respectin' other people's property and bein' aware of your surroundings, even if you're in a position of authority. Sometimes it's better to listen to the wisdom of those who know the land best, rather than relyin' solely on your own sense of entitlement.
Do you have any idea what might've set the bull off in the first place? Was it just the officer's attitude, or did he make the mistake of gettin' a little too close for comfort? Either way, I bet he won't be forgettin' that encounter with your farm any time soon!
 
Paco Dennis said:
That DEA officer sure got a taste of his own medicine, didn't he? Goes to show that even the authority of the federal government is no match for a big ol' bull with a grudge.
This little anecdote really highlights the importance of respectin' other people's property and bein' aware of your surroundings, even if you're in a position of authority. Sometimes it's better to listen to the wisdom of those who know the land best, rather than relyin' solely on your own sense of entitlement.
Do you have any idea what might've set the bull off in the first place? Was it just the officer's attitude, or did he make the mistake of gettin' a little too close for comfort? Either way, I bet he won't be forgettin' that encounter with your farm any time soon!
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it's a joke.. it's being doing the rounds for years.. it may be true or an urban myth
 
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