Unnecessary Things and Inventions A-Z

[Sunny]

Flophouse ads

G

 

[Kaila]

Grocery lists of things we do not want to buy...

H

 

[Sparky]

Haddock Perfume

I

 

[Kaila]

Instantaneous long-term goals

J

 

[Sparky]

Jumpy Jelly

K

 

[Sunny]

Key fobs with your home address inscribed on them

L

 

[Kaila]

Long Lines for Fast Foods.

Oh, OOPS, they already have those!

I will replace that with:

Lap extenders.... so your Saint Bernard can sit on your lap.
(Other shaped lap extenders would accommodate your Bassett Hound or Pet Cobra, or if you like to have all of your several ducks lined up on your lap, etc.....)
It's endless how many sizes and shapes of Lap Extenders, should be made available!

M

 

[Sparky]

Musical Slippers

N

 

[Kaila]

Noise-making Bed Pillows

O

 

[Sunny]

Orange colored valentines

P

 

[Sparky]

Perforated Soup Spoons

Q/R

 

[Sunny]

Quilted forks

R

 

[Kaila]

Right-handed traffic lights

S

 

[Sparky]

Spaghetti Straighteners

T

 

[Kaila]

Telephones with extremely long extension cords

U

 

[Sunny]

Underwear for pets

V

 

[Sparky]

V-shaped Spoons

W

 

[Kaila]

Water Jugs with large holes

Y

 

[tinytn]

Yankee made, wide tooth brushes for people with big mouths

Z/A

 

[Kaila]

Zoom lenses for taking photos of skyscrapers, monuments, and other gigantic subjects

A

 

[Sunny]

Alligator Leashes

B

 

[Sparky]

Bent Nails

C

 

[Sunny]

Crooked stems on wine glasses

D

 

[Kaila]

Dirty dishwasher

E

 

[Sparky]

Elasticated Forks

F