Uranus has high wind speeds

[debodun]

Up to 900 kph (560 mph)!

 

[Sunny]

Glad I didn't move there!

 

[Deya]

Not nice to talk about my anus and flatulent wind speeds with such an accusatory tone.

 

[bobcat]

A sure sign the planet is made of Cruciferous Vegetables.
Sometimes scientists miss the obvious.

 

[outlander]

What does the USS Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both circle around Uranus (your anus) searching for Klingons.

 

[horseless carriage]

A sure sign the planet is made of Cruciferous Vegetables.
Sometimes scientists miss the obvious.

Uranus has more gas than BP.

 

[bobcat]

Uranus has more gas than BP.

It's those damn transportation costs that get ya though.

 

[Nathan]

Uranus has high wind speeds

..sure makes table cloths and EasyUps a chore.

 

[ArnoldC]

I'm not touchin this one. . .