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We Created a Start Up Company:

I created a belt made of wrist watches but nobody bought any,....
turns out it was a complete waist of time.
 
MAN O WAR was a racing legend. He only lost one race, to a horse named Upset.
After his racing days he was put out to stud & on having sired around 130 a year up
until his death at 36 years of age. On Autopsy he was found to be a Racing Queen. .....:ROFLMAO:
 
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MAN O WAR was a racing legend. He only lost one race, to a horse named Upset.
After his racing days he was put out to stud & on having sired around 130 a year up
until his death at 36 years of age. On Autopsy he was found to be a Racing Queen.
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My father used to talk about this horse. What do you mean by Racing Queen?
 
Guy is standing in front of a Judge, appearing in Court.
Judge asks, "State for the record why you want a Devorce?"
"Because I live in a two-story House."
"What kind of a reason is that to want a divorce?"
"Well," says the Guy, "One story is I got a Headache!"
"2nd story is," It's the wrong time of the Month."
 
Do you; take criticism or rejection very personal?
Is it because you base your sense of self-worth on how others perceive you?
Do you see negative feedback as a personal attack?
Are you in need of a Different Job?
You do know nobody gives a shat!
 
Why you keep waking up in the middle of the night?

Most likely you like a couple of glasses of Wine, a few Beers or maybe just a big Gulp. So, You gonna have to go in a couple of hours. Mostly twice thru the night. or wet the bed. Haha...
If you worked hard, you are gonna sleep, no problem.....
The importance of sleep has been proven time and time again by the scientific community. There is no substitute for a good night's sleep, so if our sleep is disturbed, we should look into it and try to fix it. One common occurrence is waking up in the middle of the night to pee and drink some tap water or else cramp.
 
papa tiger said:
Why you keep waking up in the middle of the night?

Most likely you like a couple of glasses of Wine, a few Beers or maybe just a big Gulp. So, You gonna have to go in a couple of hours. Mostly twice thru the night. or wet the bed. Haha...
If you worked hard, you are gonna sleep, no problem.....
The importance of sleep has been proven time and time again by the scientific community. There is no substitute for a good night's sleep, so if our sleep is disturbed, we should look into it and try to fix it. One common occurrence is waking up in the middle of the night to pee and drink some tap water or else cramp.
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:) .. and we all need a good bed..
 
2 stands at the edge, one a Vegan, the other a Vegetarian and they jump together off a Cliff. Which wins?

Society
 
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Does it make sense to put large Colonies on the Moon to help watch out for us?
Seems Mars is a bit of an off the cliff jump to me! Meanwhile our nature of war
leaves the moon as WWW 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- cause thas what we do. Most likely
Luna will just end up chunks orbiting around Earth. Not in 1000 years but decades
to come. It'll be Boom-Boom left open a back door.
 
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Lil Johnny wanted $100.00 very badly to get his sister new Dance shoes.
He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , ...
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

Lil Johnny is delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down and wrote a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason

you sent it through Washington, DC you know those bureaucrats deducted $95.00 in taxes!
 
papa tiger said:
Lil Johnny wanted $100.00 very badly to get his sister new Dance shoes.
He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , ...
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

Lil Johnny is delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down and wrote a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason

you sent it through Washington, DC you know those bureaucrats deducted $95.00 in taxes!
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The Wall Streeters want the government to reduce the deficit so that interest rates go down. I wonder what they will say when their dividend checks get treated like Johnny's $100 from god.
 
Thought for the day. "All must Pay. The Oligarch's way has proved a false promise.

The guy asks the Sheep farmer, "Is it all right to see if the Sheep will talk?"
Sheep farmer says, "They're all liars!"

Remember the 401K selling point, when you need it taxes will be lower. Your income is lower, but you still pay big taxes when you get your money from the 401K plan.
 
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After a peanut butter sandwich we went Mumms shopping for fall flowers. High 80’s, comfortable. I picked an old large Allen wrench. Good Paper ‘weight’. Twss
 
What gets me is I grew up shooting, hunting, fishing and riding horses most all of my friends did the same and most still do so, YET almost no members here or on other sites like this seem to enjoy what we did, surly someone besides us did them. Boys and girls both did these things and my cousin Sandi and I did for years later. All that just makes me curious as to why they did not do them? I still enjoy all the above as much maybe more now days.
 
My Wife and I like looking for lost golf balls. Does that count as outdoors activities? :ROFLMAO:
Maybe the liberal usage of a Bondo would work?

The obvious get off the couch methods are communication with a Cell Phone, games and Memes.
We the most entertaining generation will survive! .....:cool:

Let me finish this great cup of Coffee first.
I met the rudest Coffee Maker the other day. It tried to turn me on, first!

My Dad once told me, "I wish you would work that hard with the livestock!"
Was he expecting a Lil Johnny answer? "I spent all morning fixing the starter on the Diesel."

Did I have different goals in life? Some things, one is just a natural at.
I asked my best friend once, "what cha say to passengers when your over the mid Pacific?"

He said, "I just go upstairs for a Power Nap."
"Folks the Noises you are hearing are our Planes landing gear just deployed, get ready for a time of your life!"
 
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