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Old guy gets admitted to the Old Folks home.
Every morning he craps the sheets.
The wise old Nurse says, "that's it you old coot,"
"You clean up the mess!"
So old guy gets the sheets all wrapped up and tosses them.
They land on an old drunk in an alley.
Old drunk struggles to get free and goes into the Bar.
Bartender looks at him and says, "Herbie what the hell happened?"
Herbie says, "I just kicked the crap out of a Ghost!"
 

"But wait," I said! "Look somethings happening?"
"When have you last had sex?" My Dr. asks?
"Last week!"
"Thats it, you're coming."
 
In the old western sagas, there is the story of the old man and the Robber Guy.

It sort of goes like this. The News Papers guy asks me, "Did you know The Robber Guy?"
So, I replied, "I was moseying home one evening and my Horse lamed up."

"I dismounted and am looking at her front hoof for a stone." So this Robber Guy
Pulls his brace of pistols, & I look at his brace of pistols, I hand him my Bag of Gold Dust."

The Newspaper guy has his Camera out and Me a Posing and him taking pictures.

The Robber guy then says, " Eat your horse's dung. My horse has decided to take a crap. So, I Eat.

He dismounts and my horse rears up knocking his brace of pistols to the ground in
Front of me, so I says, "Now you eat Horse turds!

"And you want to know if I knew the Robber Guy. We ate lunch together!"
 
I used to work for a mining company . . . It was a boring job, just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression every day; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation,
everything started to crumble down around me. I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So, I went to a Bar for a drink, but as luck would have it, refused to serve a miner.
 
papa tiger said:
I used to work for a mining company . . . It was a boring job, just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression every day; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation,
everything started to crumble down around me. I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So, I went to a Bar for a drink, but as luck would have it, refused to serve a miner.
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*Ding! Ding!* Pun Alert!!
 
Our Carpenter is working on the 2nd store framing all the stuff in place.
He slips and snags his ear on an exposed nail and has it torn free.
Naturally he looks down in hopes of seeing it on the lawn.
He Yells to his crew, "Hey can you guys find my ear, I want to get it sewn back on.
His Boss answers, "Hey Bob is this it?" "No mine had a pencil behind it!"
 
Hold onto your shorts and boots, coming generations need to move uphill away from Ocean Coasts, River Basins. The great flood is about to appear again for coming generations...

It's not Noas Ark time, it's put on your overshoes and move your asses. Some lower mountains will need leveling off into high mesas. Digger dirt? no problem, pumping? no problem, 50' / 150' of water big deal / problems abound. Places like Memphis Tenn. would be troubled Greatly by spring Mississippi River flooding! Most all existing river valleys could be destroyed annually if rainfalls drastically increase or change patterns of density.

Maybe a huge kill off of land animals is underway. Seeing Lake Michigan / great lakes rise 100 feet takes out a lot of state land surrounding them. Chicago maybe mostly gone. Think of the water shed change, creeks and lowlands?

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His mom starts demanding that he come home, so he drives himself home.

Finds that he’s been locked out. His mom says, "sleep outside" …

"When you’re under my roof, I’ll say whatever I want about whoever I want!"

He picks up his phone, calls me and says, "Can I stay at my place for a little while?"

It’s been seven years, we’re engaged, have a dog, a cat, and a happy life.”
 
We know the universal income card is a no brainer. AI said so!

I was 2 miles from the local Solar fields, so I asked Seri where's the address?
He sent me to Boston.

With AI the next huge $15 trillion dollars Economy replacement, why can't government get on board with it.
 
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

If you had your choice in life, would you choose to dance through it?
 
Does direction of spin mean anything! So a system spins CCW or CW. Depending on how it's observed. Observations can get quirky.

Force of Earth’s gravity on antimatter is measured for the first time (msn.com)

Left and right, up and down are 4 dimensional plus it all traveling a basic direction, most likely with time added. Maybe Time is the most meaningful part of it all. If the Spin of some elementals is backward to the systems spin, does it mean its time passage is also different from the system...? It appears that Black holes have spin, which mostly makes sense with gravity and objects slamming into it. Spin? Mmmmm!
 
The Mega Universe is unending. there is no end to its size. these who swore the earth was flat or at the center of the Universe, or the sun went around us were just plain dumb... The Universe is unending and what we see is only what we can. A bang sends stuff out in all directions against Gravity. Gravity happens, that's because different matter can form.

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As soon as the dumb belief that there is a time of a beginning is shut down thing are gonna get better.
Sure understanding that there is an end as one can know it is a no brainer. There is no end to Scammers.
A name need not be mentioned to the acceptance.
 
papa tiger said:
The Mega Universe is unending. there is no end to its size. these who swore the earth was flat or at the center of the Universe, or the sun went around us were just plain dumb... The Universe is unending and what we see is only what we can. A bang sends stuff out in all directions against Gravity. Gravity happens, that's because different matter can form.

MSN

As soon as the dumb belief that there is a time of a beginning is shut down thing are gonna get better.
Sure understanding that there is an end as one can know it is a no brainer. There is no end to Scammers.
A name need not be mentioned to the acceptance.
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:) Hi Papa, regarding just our own little universe, which is all we know anything about:
1) we can't know that the universe -- space -- is unending. but there is certainly an end to matter, which is expanding further and further into space. Is that right?
2) Yes, there IS a beginning of time. Time began with the Big Bang, isn't that right? Truly, I am confused when these things are denied, which they often are!
 
Gravity waves expanding in all directions, gradually diminishing in strength for Billions and Billions of years.

While their singular strength weakens the multitude of gazillions of waves amplified? What if there were more waves going in

directions (amplitudes) you know like waves attracting other waves. Stretching and pulling. Much like light waves traveling in

all directions stretching (red shifted). Maybe the Cosmological constant of Amplitude stretching space time. Thru

measurements of Earth's Gravity there have been proven differences in gravity in Earth. Sort of like passing gas but instead just energy. You know Entropy, always needing more space by expanding what you have to larger spaces.

Space Time running away from Blackholes and no time or space.

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And most New England homes are heated with heating oil. Democratic states too.
Biden issues crack down on gas furnaces by 2028 to 95% efficiency.

New England states still heat homes with heating oil - Bing

How about all those homes heated by cutting down trees. Say Canada, even Tennessee.
Remember driving rural in S.C. and smelling wood smoke all over the cold winter evenings.
They sell fireplace wood at Casey's.

Add a turbo to a furnace and you push the heat up the chimney. Plus the furnace howls.
 
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Does anyone else notice astronomical anomalies around the house?

A couple of times a year rays of sunrise can make it from the front of my house, down the hall, cast onto the back wall. Right now mid-morning sunlight bounces off one exterior wall and back onto my garage back wall at a right angle quite bright enough to cast shadows. Standing there on the patio, you get substantial sunlight from two directions. It produces some sort of exotic or magical feeling with very sparkly reflections off many points.

It's no Stonehenge but when this happens it always makes me stop and notice it.
 
If you are ever lucky enough to be in the base of a Rainbow as it rapidly moves about you and away,

it certainly is a magical golden bright place to be in. I suppose wearing blue canceling glasses would

be similar as the sun shines in onto stuff.
 
Wonder how many have actually read the below.

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