We are a weird mob sometimes

Bretrick

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A couple of years ago furor broke out in Aussie Land.
The great Charity Sausage Sizzle operated by Bunnings were given a directive that onion must go on the bread first. Sausage on top. This is serious stuff. Health and Safety inspectors will make surprise visits,(undercover) to nab those not doing the right thing.
This came about because one gentleman slipped and fell on a caramelised onion which had slipped off the sausage as a customer started devouring said sausage.
The victim sued Bunnings for injuries received, emotional stress and ongoing PTSD issues.
"Every time I go to Bunnings now I have a panic attack. I spend a great deal of time scanning the floor for onions"
 

A couple of years ago furor broke out in Aussie Land.
The great Charity Sausage Sizzle operated by Bunnings were given a directive that onion must go on the bread first. Sausage on top. This is serious stuff. Health and Safety inspectors will make surprise visits,(undercover) to nab those not doing the right thing.
This came about because one gentleman slipped and fell on a caramelised onion which had slipped off the sausage as a customer started devouring said sausage.
The victim sued Bunnings for injuries received, emotional stress and ongoing PTSD issues.
"Every time I go to Bunnings now I have a panic attack. I spend a great deal of time scanning the floor for onions"
Wear proper footwear. :)
 

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