My wife and son used to wheedle until we'd go to the amusement park.
One time we went to a place called Knoebels, a very family-oriented park in PA, and we proceeded to march around the hundreds of acres in the sweltering heat.
Well, Mom and son wanted to go on a roller coaster, I said I'd sit this one out. I found an empty bench beneath some shade and watched as they got into the cars and began their ascent up the first big hill. Wave!
The cars got stuck on the ascent.
They were there for about 20 minutes.
Long enough for me to grab a Slushee and a burger and chat up the cute waitress.

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