What are the most dreaded words in the English Language.

[Denise1952]

Ohhhhhhhh, I hate that one, especially when I finally find the perfect lipstick color, LOL!!


Ok, how about Your flight is going to be late arriving!

 

[SeaBreeze]

You failed emissions.

 

[Theta Z]

"You'll adjust."

 

[Denise1952]

LOL, excellent Theta!!

I'm sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected.

 

[Denise1952]

The word, cancer, can implode a room like a concussion device, causing hushed silence and fear.

Oh yeah, so true Heart-wrenching

 

[Phantom]

You have reached your monthly download limit

 

[Phantom]

Free Download
Only to find out it's Free Trial after download

 

[littleowl]

Politics

 

[Justme]

"If I was dead in the morning, you would be sorry!" My father used to say that to my siblings and I frequently when we were young. It was frightening then, but funny now!

"I would sooner see you in the churchyard than turn out bad." Another of my father's sayings and he meant it too.

 

[Falcon]

Phone call : "This is Officer Smith from the Police Department."

 

[Pappy]

You just missed the bus !!!

 

[littleowl]

Darling can you just.nthego:

 

[Denise1952]

Blue Screen of Death



[h=2][/h]
What the hell is that!! LOL!

 

[hollydolly]

Bank manager.... You're overdrawn!!

 

[SeaBreeze]

It's in the mail.

 

[GDAD]

Look at me ! Look at me!
bloody hell!
Yer Gotta be Kidding!
But Mum!
I'm going to tell your Father when he comes home!

 

[Denise1952]

Oh yeah GDAD, "jus wait til your father get's home" LOLLLLLLLLL!! Then poor, unsuspecting father walks in, LOL!!

 

[oakapple]

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you ! [never true]

 

[oakapple]

Put that back in the fridge!

 

[AprilT]

Sorry, we went with another candidate for the position.

 

[Falcon]

Are we there yet?

 

[LogicsHere]

Fear both of these: Alzheimer's and dementia

 

[oakapple]

lunch will be late [ but I'm hungry NOW]
does this hairstyle suit me? [No, it looks a fright but I can't tell you that]
I think I will retire this year! [twice as much husband, half as much money.]

 

[RadishRose]

there's good news and bad news............

 

[Pappy]

Our renters use to tell their little boy.

Skeeter, If you don't behave, I'll,cut your ears off and fry them for your fathers supper.