This had me rolling with laughter...
A Satire song about our horribly inept PM....
No babies were harmed in the making of this song
Lyrics
Verse 1
Well they promised us hope, but they handed us grief,
They polished their words while they picked at our beef.
We voted for change but we’re stuck in the hole,
And everyone’s singing: Keir’s an arsehole!
Chorus:
Oh Keir’s an arsehole, yes Keir’s an arsehole,
He smiles for the cameras, he’s dead in the soul.
From the North to the South, hear the voices all roll,
The people are shouting: Keir’s an arsehole!
Verse 2..
He speaks like a lawyer, all tidy and neat,
But he walks on the workers that built up the street.
He’s dodging the truth while he’s playing his role,
And down in the tavern: Keir’s an arsehole!
Chorus:
Oh Keir’s an arsehole, yes Keir’s an arsehole,
He’s promised us silver, delivered us coal.
From the valleys and hills to the factory toll,
The chorus is rising: Keir’s an arsehole!
Verse 3..
We’ve had liars before, aye, we’ve swallowed the pain,
But this one’s a drizzle that calls itself rain.
No fire, no fight, just a damp little soul,
And the nation’s now singing: Keir’s an arsehole!
Final Chorus (louder, rowdy:
)Oh Keir’s an arsehole, yes Keir’s an arsehole,
He’s lost all the trust and he’s lost all control.
From the pubs and the fields to the union hall,We’ll never stop shouting: Keir’s an arsehole!
(spoken, over strum)So raise up your glass, let the message be clear,We’ve had quite enough — we don’t want Keir.