Messy
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Kids for kids
In the Sunday league
Our team is playing a duel
We're fighting back
But we're in a bind
Imagine me lugging it around
And suddenly I have the ball
I shoot it into the net
With a thundering bang
The surprise is total
And they all cheer
Oh my, oh my, you're the best
If we hadn't had you
We'd be in serious trouble
If we hadn't had you
You're unmatched
And worth ten medals
We really wouldn't know what
Oh, if we hadn't had you
On a dark winter evening
I'm all alone in the house
I hear a strange noise in the attic
I don't think that's right
Imagine me sneaking up the stairs
And there's a scary man
But I give him a good smack
On his sinister brain
The police arrive
Full of admiration for me
Oh my, oh my, you're the best
If we hadn't had you
We'd be in serious trouble
If we hadn't had you
You are unparalleled
And worth ten medals
We really wouldn't know what
Oh if we hadn't had you
Imagine
I rescue my parents from a collapsed cave
Imagine
I refloat a beached oil tanker
Imagine
I just manage to fight the inferno in time
Imagine
I prevent the flood of the century
Imagine
I'm a hero, but I act very modestly
As a Knight in the Order of the Lion of the Netherlands
My, my, the best
If we hadn't had you
We'd be in serious trouble
If we hadn't had you
You are unparalleled
And worth ten medals
We really wouldn't know what
Oh if we hadn't had you