What are your favorite quotes?

[timoc]

In those long ago days before spin dryers, my Gran used to use a mangle in the back garden.

I used to help her and she would say, "Tim, don't stand too close when you turn the handle or you'll have a table-tennis bat to pee with."

 

[IrishEyes]

Bad Choices make Great Stories

 

[Medusa]

Walk it off. You'll be fine.

Love this one.

 

[Rich]

He's strong enough to squeeze the truth out of a politician.

 

[MoBeans]

"If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter"

 

[Veronica]

If liars pants really did catch on fire the news would be a lot more fun.

 

[Olivia]

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
lt sings because it has a song.
Chinese Proverb

 

[CaliS]

Walk it off. You'll be fine.

Love this one.

Someone once said this to me, when I had a crick in my ankle ... I tried it and ended up on crutches for weeks!
Needless to say - I never tried "walking it off" ever again.

 

[Medusa]

Someone once said this to me, when I had a crick in my ankle ... I tried it and ended up on crutches for weeks!
Needless to say - I never tried "walking it off" ever again.

I've always understood it to be figurative.

 

[AnneTeak]

Launched, but not anchored

It was my mother's high school graduating class' motto.

 

[oscash]

He's as awkward as a one-armed paper hanger.