What do you do that is completely idiotic?

You think you have idiotic moments here's a week in my buddies life.

He pulled his teactor in his barn but realized not far enough to close the garage door so decided to just bump the starter to move it ahead a few inches, he's no longer on tractor. Hits the starter and the tractor fully starts and since it's in gear plunges thru his barn, rams into the back of his boat and pushes that into a metal rack that pushes into the metal wall siding. Lots of dents and scratches but nothing catastrophic.

Couple days later changing oil in boat engine, backs down boat ladder and steps on edge of pan full of drain oil, flips it up and oil spreads all over his concrete. New barn, new concrete, probably stained forever.

Then he crawls into his truck to retrieve something, truck is in garage. As he back out of truck his foot slips off running board, he falls into door which flings open and smashes the side view mirror off of his wife's NEW car. So that tore the mirror off, and scratched up both their vehicles.

That my friends is some idiotic events.
 

AnneTeak said:
i never shopped at the local Walmart because it was on the left side of road, and i was afraid to cross in front of oncoming traffic to turn left. i could have driven out of my way and turned around somewhere and come back and turned right, but nahh. lol
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I'm kind of like that. I always go in a direction that will let me turn right into the store so I don't have to deal with cross traffic. Then I turn right when I leave so all my trips are in a big circle.
 
Several months ago I was at my older daughter's house, on the phone with Applebees because they had gotten my order wrong. (She was heavily pregnant with twins at the time, so we had ordered dinner in.)

I was tired from the drive and a little peeved that the order had been delivered incorrectly. While I was on hold with the restaurant, I irritably told my daughter, "And now I can't find my phone! Have you seen it anywhere?"

She said "Mom—you're ON your phone."

😁😁 It was actually pretty funny.
 
Once, while traveling for work, I spent the night in a hotel. The next morning, as I packed up and got ready to leave, I was on the phone with my wife. Just as I was about to head out, I realized I couldn’t find my Bluetooth earpiece. I searched everywhere, growing more frustrated by the second—I knew it had to be in the room. And then, it hit me... I was already wearing it and talking to my wife through it. Ughhh.
 
C50 said:
I know everyone is repeatedly checking here for an update on the missing tangerine, so.... after another exhaustive search this morning I still haven't found it. I swear I remember thinking when I sat it down that it might leave a sticky spot I would have to clean it up, yet I can't find it.

Is it possible I ate it without even realizing it? I sure don't remember eating it, but also can't imagine how else it could vanish. I'm just glad no one is here to witness my idiotic searching!
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I have not had a tangerine in a very long time. Years ago we had a tangerine tree in our back yard. I would pick one and eat it right there, that was very good.
 
I say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag every morning. I have a flag in my den mounted properly on the wall that I use.
Where I used to live, we played cards on Wednesday nights. Not for big money, but for money. I had a flag in my game room where I repeated the Pledge every morning and when the guys found out, I think they thought I was one card short of a full deck.
 
Most hilarious (to me) idiotic type story i’ve heard is the friend that went thru the Burger King drive-thru on her way home from work, ordered & paid for her burger & then drove off without said burger. Didn’t realize it til after she got home, changed her clothes and went to grab her burger….& it wasn’t there! Says she performed an exhaustive search in both the house AND car before it occurred to her what she’d done.

Can you imagine?!?🤣😂🤣
 
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