I’ve tried Taco Bell for the last time
Back in the seventies, we’d take our two small boys on Tuesday (four for a dollar) night, and let ‘em load up
Tacos were simple things, one rendition; ground beef, lettuce, cheese, sauce, in a corn shell….not too bad.
Burritos were refried beans, cheese, sauce, in a flour tortilla wrap….again, not too bad.
I came to crave their ‘green sauce’
Then, beef burritos came along; ground beef, cheese, sauce, in a flour tortilla wrap…pretty damn good.
Soon after, I became a beef burrito with green sauce slut
A decade later, they screwed with it all
Now? No matter the name of whatever, it all tastes pretty much the same.
A year or so ago, I got a craving…for my beef burrito
Specified the green sauce
It didn’t come with green sauce
‘Uh, I asked for the green sauce’
‘Oh, yeah, it’s somewhere in the storage room….can’t find it’
Tried another Taco Bell
‘Green sauce, wat’s that?’
Last time…ever
Now, an authentic Mexican eatery?
Just set a plate of rice and refried beans down near me, with a small bowl of tonsil searing sauce.
I’ll kill it