What gender is it?

[Timetrvlr]

[FONT=&quot]If you're like most people, common everyday items[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]look inert to you. But what you may not know is that[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]many of them have a gender.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]For example . . .[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Ziploc Bags = Male, because they hold everything[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]in but you can see right through them[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Copier = Female, because once turned off, it takes[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Tire = Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Hot Air Balloon = Male, because to get it to go[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . .[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]and, of course, there's the hot air part[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Sponges = Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Web Page = Female, because it's always getting hit on[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Subway = Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Hourglass = Female, because over time, the weight[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]shifts to the bottom[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Hammer = Male, because it hasn't evolved much over[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Remote Control = Female . .. Ha! You thought it'd[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]be male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.[/FONT]

 

[Sassycakes]

 

[Warrigal]

:rofl: Thanks for the laugh

 

[terry123]

Good one!

 

[helenbacque]

Funny and so true. Thanks for laughs

 

[Camper6]

Sponges = Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water

Of course. Everyone knows they are all wet most of the time.

 

[SeaBreeze]

Timetrvlr :lol: