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Bretrick

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Newly elected Australian Prime Minister, Julian Assange has vowed to no longer honour the "30 year rule".
In Australia, the thirty-year rule applies to Commonwealth Government records. Mr Assange said for too long the dirty little secrets made behind Closed doors have been kept from the Australian People.
Mr Assange has also stated the Newly elected British Prime Minister, Rowan Atkinson will do the same.
"Mr Atkinson has intimated to me that he is more than willing to quash the "30 year rule". He stated that he will move the motion at the next sitting of Parliament." Mr Assange stated.
British Prime Minister, Mr Atkinson said he was excited to be working cooperatively will such a progressive Government that now exists in Australia.
"Congratulations to Mr Assagne for his stand on the removal of secrecy in Government. Britain, along with the United States, ably controlled by President Elect Noam Chomsky will usher in a new era of fair and open Government. "No more secrets" is our promise to the people" he said.
Australia, Great Britain and the United States, dubbed "The Axis of the Willing" are sending shock waves throughout the Western World with this new unified co operation.
Many previous Government Ministers have already started to ask for asylum, fearing that their dirty laundry will see them imprisoned "For The Term of Their Natural Lives"
For now, this is the Official Press Release and further clarification will be forth coming at a later date.
Mr Chomsky did let slip that this new requirement will be made retrospectively so as to deal with all those past perpetrators who think they had "Gotten away with it"
 

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Bretrick said:
Newly elected Australian Prime Minister, Julian Assange has vowed to no longer honour the "30 year rule".
In Australia, the thirty-year rule applies to Commonwealth Government records. Mr Assange said for too long the dirty little secrets made behind Closed doors have been kept from the Australian People.
Mr Assange has also stated the Newly elected British Prime Minister, Rowan Atkinson will do the same.
"Mr Atkinson has intimated to me that he is more than willing to quash the "30 year rule". He stated that he will move the motion at the next sitting of Parliament." Mr Assange stated.
British Prime Minister, Mr Atkinson said he was excited to be working cooperatively will such a progressive Government that now exists in Australia.
"Congratulations to Mr Assagne for his stand on the removal of secrecy in Government. Britain, along with the United States, ably controlled by President Elect Noam Chomsky will usher in a new era of fair and open Government. "No more secrets" is our promise to the people" he said.
Australia, Great Britain and the United States, dubbed "The Axis of the Willing" are sending shock waves throughout the Western World with this new unified co operation.
Many previous Government Ministers have already started to ask for asylum, fearing that their dirty laundry will see them imprisoned "For The Term of Their Natural Lives"
For now, this is the Official Press Release and further clarification will be forth coming at a later date.
Mr Chomsky did let slip that this new requirement will be made retrospectively so as to deal with all those past perpetrators who think they had "Gotten away with it"
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I think I would really prefer it if Mr Bean was not our Prime minister, we've had our fare share of Jokers... :sneaky::ROFLMAO:
 
Bretrick said:
Newly elected Australian Prime Minister, Julian Assange has vowed to no longer honour the "30 year rule".
In Australia, the thirty-year rule applies to Commonwealth Government records. Mr Assange said for too long the dirty little secrets made behind Closed doors have been kept from the Australian People.
Mr Assange has also stated the Newly elected British Prime Minister, Rowan Atkinson will do the same.
"Mr Atkinson has intimated to me that he is more than willing to quash the "30 year rule". He stated that he will move the motion at the next sitting of Parliament." Mr Assange stated.
British Prime Minister, Mr Atkinson said he was excited to be working cooperatively will such a progressive Government that now exists in Australia.
"Congratulations to Mr Assagne for his stand on the removal of secrecy in Government. Britain, along with the United States, ably controlled by President Elect Noam Chomsky will usher in a new era of fair and open Government. "No more secrets" is our promise to the people" he said.
Australia, Great Britain and the United States, dubbed "The Axis of the Willing" are sending shock waves throughout the Western World with this new unified co operation.
Many previous Government Ministers have already started to ask for asylum, fearing that their dirty laundry will see them imprisoned "For The Term of Their Natural Lives"
For now, this is the Official Press Release and further clarification will be forth coming at a later date.
Mr Chomsky did let slip that this new requirement will be made retrospectively so as to deal with all those past perpetrators who think they had "Gotten away with it"
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What is the 30-year rule?
 
All firearms against the law. Starting June there will be gun collectors going door to door to gather ALL firearms. A fine of $50,000 will be given to those still owning a gun after the summer months. All gun manufacturers will be closed down. No new guns made.
No more guns!
 
If someone in particular were to clutch his chest and immediately drop dead I'd run to my window and shout the news to my surrounding world. Half would love it; half would hate it. I've never felt this way about any other person until now. At least, no one who I have never personally met. I ask myself, "people drop dead ALL the time. Why can't he?"

It's not in my hands.
 
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