[SIZE=2]*Taxes, transportation fees, international tariffs and shipping and handling charges not included. Winning contestants are responsible for all local, town, village, hamlet, shire, state, locale, area, township, unincorporated township, county, province, area, region, country and/or global taxes. Void where prohibited. Winning contestants must be 18 and over, have all current flu inoculations, two forms of photo ID (not including student IDs, passports, driver's licenses or non-driving driver's licenses), have an IQ of 125 or above, be able to clear Claudia the Honey Badger through all customs agents and pay for all required vaccinations, have a BMI of less than 75, weigh less than 30 stone, stand with a minimal spine deflection of 0.05%, be able to perform 75 military-style push-ups followed by a 12-mile forced march (with 2-stone field pack) in less than 2 hours and be free of any other restrictions, prohibitions, warnings, error notifications, landlord evictions, foreclosures, bankruptcies, felonies, misdemeanors or traffic tickets for a period of no less than twelve (12) years. Not available in U.S. or U.S. territories, Australia, Europe, China, Russia, Africa or the Lesser Maldives.[/SIZE]
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