What Is It? - #69

[SifuPhil]

This item was offered for sale early in the 20[SUP]th[/SUP] century, was powered by house current and had several attachments that allowed it to more efficiently perform its job. It also came with its own wood storage case.




WHAT IS IT?

 

[Jillaroo]

Is it a massage unit?

 

[SeaBreeze]

Blender or drink mixer?

 

[SeaBreeze]

Polisher?

 

[SifuPhil]

DING! DING! DING!

We have a winna'!!!

(Yeah, I knew THIS one wouldn't last long around here!)

Jillaroo has correctly identified this item as a massager / vibrator, offered for sale in the 1918 Sears catalog for only $5.95.



Oddly enough Sears placed this into the "Aids That Every Woman Appreciates" section along with electric fans, mixers and radiators.

Congrats Jillaroo on your ecstatic victory, and sorry everyone else - you snooze, you looze!

 

[SeaBreeze]

Congratulations Jilly, boy you're quick, lol! :goodjob:

 

[Jillaroo]

Oh Wow I'm a Winner whoo hoo, i looked at the parts and they are similar to the ones that go on my medical massager

 

[SifuPhil]

* makes note to self: no horse stuff, no cooking stuff, no vibrators * layful:

 

[Diwundrin]

:lofl:

...you snooze, you looze!

:saywhat::wtf::doh::what:hwell:kay:

Jagged it Jilly!! Good for you.:wiggle::thumbsup:

 

[Jillaroo]

Must say you are looking pretty cool & suave there Phil

 

[That Guy]

 

[SifuPhil]

Must say you are looking pretty cool & suave there Phil

Thanks, chick - the pocket hanky does the trick!

 

[Phantom]

Showing my age.I had one almost identical
about 1970.A bit more streamlined but attachments look same

 

[Old Hipster]

Showing my age.I had one almost identical
about 1970.A bit more streamlined but attachments look same

I hope you aren't talking about the one That Guy shared with us.

 

[CeeCee]

I had one that looked like that almost!

Now tney have ones that fit on your finger! With a little round battery.

 

[SifuPhil]

I had one that looked like that almost!

Now tney have ones that fit on your finger! With a little round battery.

Yes, that listed 3-1/2 pound weight must have given the ladies arms of steel! Or, one arm massive, the other skinny ...

 

[CeeCee]

Yes, I did get tired after about 30 orgasms!

 

[SifuPhil]

Yes, I did get tired after about 30 orgasms!

That'll do it to you every time!

It's much easier when you have your slave hold it for you.

 

[CeeCee]

Well...when you don't have a slave you do the best you can....you stop at 30!

 

[SifuPhil]

Well...when you don't have a slave you do the best you can.

I've often wondered what it would be like to be one of the little people ... layful:

 

[Vivjen]

How do you all know all this....I led a sheltered life....

 

[CeeCee]

You are welcome to try! Lol

 

[CeeCee]

How do you all know all this....I led a sheltered life....

Know what?

 

[SifuPhil]

How do you all know all this....I led a sheltered life....

Field experience and Honors classes at Hogwarts School of BDSM, just down the road from that other Hogwarts ...

You are welcome to try! Lol

No, thanks but no thanks - I've never been a switch.

 

[CeeCee]

Too bad...... :gettowork: