What is your perfect crime?

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oldsmellypickle

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What is my perfect crime?
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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Ok smelly, I think my, perfect crime would only last for one day;)

First, my crime would be "body-snatching". I would look for a young person in their mid to late 20s that is wasting their youth and life (like I did in my 20s) and snatch their body and give them my old one for the day, but not let them know it's only for a day:giggle: I know, how evil;) As for me and the young body, all I can say is, I would do all the things I can no longer do, I won't make a list of, but one would be to lie on the beach in a bikini, swim, and get offered by some hunks to give me a "pull" behind their ski-boat. How I miss that;) (skiing I mean, never got asked by many hunks).

Outcome, I'd have a wonderful day, and the young one might, just "think about" getting with life and appreciating what they have;)
 
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