What odd and strange questions do you have?

[RadishRose]

Why...

If it's delivered by ship it's a cargo,

But-

If it's delivered by car, it's a shipment?

 

[hollydolly]

Where do they put the bible in libraries – fiction or non-fiction section?

 

[Aneeda72]

When I shrink as I get older, where do the lost inches go ?

They hang off your butt.

 

[Ruthanne]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[RadishRose]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

LOL, I almost posted that.

 

[RadishRose]

"..................................where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked????"

 

[Ruthanne]

"..................................where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked????"

I'm guessing the same place where the woodchuck chucked his wood!

 

[IrisSenior]

A pair of gloves (equals 2), a pair of boots (equals 2), a pair of shoes (equals 2), a pair of socks (equals 2), a pair of pants (equals 1). Where does the "pair" come from related to pants?

If sour cream has an expiry date, does it turn fresh after the expiry date?

If evaporated milk is evaporated, what's in the can?

Pants have 2 legs
Sour cream develops mold
Only part of the evaporated milk is evaporated

 

[IrisSenior]

When I scrub my hands with germ cleaner, where do
those little dead freaks go ????

down the drain

 

[IrisSenior]

Why is it when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio ?

Ha ha, I do that

 

[hollydolly]

They hang off your butt.

lol great grandma, that's why I don't sit down as much as you...

 

[Aunt Marg]

Pants have 2 legs
Sour cream develops mold
Only part of the evaporated milk is evaporated

Well that would make them a "pair of legs", not a pair of pants.

As for the other two, I felt they made for fun additions to the topic.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on a wall?

A wall where he knew he could have a great fall?

Silly boy...

 

[win231]

Ha ha, I do that

Or move your head closer to the windshield.

 

[win231]

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk?"

 

[Aunt Marg]

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk?"

You hit it right on the head, Win, because it would have legs.

 

[win231]

Why is "Bra" singular & "Panties" plural?

 

[win231]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[win231]

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ballgame" when we're already there?
And why are they called "Stands" when they're made for sitting?

 

[win231]

Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?

 

[Gary O']

Reminds me of yet another poster of mine;

 

[jerry old]

how come i'm not
rich
handsome
smart
have a trophy wife
a running car
a full time place to life
food
a good dog

if you want to sort them in the order of importance start with 'a good dog'

everybody that posted on this thread, except me, will be locked in a warehouse and forced to bounce
questions off of each other

 

[Aunt Marg]

Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?

Treehouse?

Lookout tower?

 

[Gary O']

Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?

Where there are no trees to range

 

[HazyDavey]

Why do I always suck in my belly when I weigh myself?