What odd and strange questions do you have?

[Rosemarie]

Why are Women much smarter than Men? I'm only asking so I can understand my Husband.

It isn't so much that women are smarter....it's that men are more wrapped up in themselves and that limits their powers of reasoning.

 

[Rosemarie]

Why do I always suck in my belly when I weigh myself?

So that you can see the scales over it?

 

[HazyDavey]

So that you can see the scales over it?

Nope, I'm six feet, two inches tall & weigh 190 pounds.
But I still suck in my tummy, I guess that's just me being me ..
(Thanks for the laugh!)

 

[Ken N Tx]

Why do you board a train and get on a bus?

Why do you take a taxi and get a ride in a car?

 

[hollydolly]

Why is the 3rd hand on a watch called the 2nd Hand ?

 

[hollydolly]

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an Egg ?

 

[Ken N Tx]

I know what training wheels on a bike are for, what does a training bra do??

 

[Gary O']

It isn't so much that women are smarter....it's that men are more wrapped up in themselves and that limits their powers of reasoning.

B-B-B-B-But, who else is gonna think of us?

I mean, we're adorable



and charming



and courageous




OK, OK....yer right

I'll be outside
...thinking of me

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[hollydolly]

Why are the bubbles still white, regardless of the colour of the bubble-bath I use ?

 

[Pappy]

If the door is ajar, then what is a door?

 

[Lakeland living]

You Discover A Beautiful Island Upon Which You May Build Your Own Society. You Make The Rules. What Is The First Rule You Put Into Place?​

 

[aron]

How many beans make five ?

 

[fmdog44]

Why do cartoon characters of humans like Family Guy for one, not have four fingers? Is it to avoid viewer confusion between animation and documentaries?

 

[fmdog44]

Why do I always suck in my belly when I weigh myself?

So you can see the scale?

 

[Pepper]

How many beans make five ?

I know this! I know this!

 

[Pepper]

Why did Jim McGuinn change his first name to Roger? I know he was advised to change his name, that's old history, but why Roger?

 

[Geezerette]

Because he found out his naturalvfather’s name was really Wilco.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Why is it when we bang our funny bone we don't laugh, and we don't find it funny either?

 

[tbeltrans]

Why is it when we bang our funny bone we don't laugh, and we don't find it funny either?

...because our funny bone has a weird sense of humor, like the guy who tells weird jokes that nobody laughs at - but he continues telling them anyway.

Tony

 

[ohioboy]

When Geronimo jumps off a cliff what does he yell?

 

[SetWave]

When Geronimo jumps off a cliff what does he yell?

MMMMMMEEEEEEmmmmmmeeeeee.......

 

[Ladybj]

Why is there a Thin line between Love and Hate?

 

[ohioboy]

Why is there a Thin line between Love and Hate?

Because there is a thin line between pleasure and pain.