What odd and strange questions do you have?

[Aunt Marg]

Well then, if a thin line exists between love and hate, and pleasure and pain, then surely a thin line exists between life and death.

 

[Ladybj]

Because there is a thin line between pleasure and pain.

 

[Ladybj]

Well then, if a thin line exists between love and hate, and pleasure and pain, then surely a thin line exists between life and death.

Life and Death is a timeline... not a thin line..JMO.

 

[bowmore]

If you surprise an atheist, do they say "oh my God"?

They call Dial a Prayer, but nobody answers

 

[Ladybj]

They call Dial a Prayer, but nobody answers

Somebody answers but not who they believe will answer

 

[win231]

If it says "One Pound" on the box of chocolates, why did I gain 10 pounds?

 

[ohioboy]

Good one Win.

 

[Llynn]

We say that the rain rains, the sleet sleets, and the snow snows. Why don't we say the wind winds?

 

[jujube]

If a #2 pencil is the most popular one, why is it #2? Shouldn't it be #1?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, don't all of them have to?

How do you draw a blank?

 

[hollydolly]

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends ?

 

[hollydolly]

Why do Tourists climb to the top of tall buildings then put money in a telescope to see what's on the ground ?

 

[ohioboy]

"There is a fine line between pleasure and pain" is a song by Divinyls.

 

[ohioboy]

Why do Tourists climb to the top of tall buildings then put money in a telescope to see what's on the ground ?

Birds eye view.

 

[Glowworm]

Why do we say "I slept like a log"? Is there any difference between a sleeping log and one that's awake?

 

[ohioboy]

Why do we say "I slept like a log"? Is there any difference between a sleeping log and one that's awake?

I think it's derived from--- cutting a few ZZZ's, sawing logs--slept like a log?

 

[Glowworm]

Why do we button up a shirt or blouse when we nearly always button them from the top down?

 

[ohioboy]

Why do we button up a shirt or blouse when we nearly always button them from the top down?

That's only for Strippers.

 

[hollydolly]

Can you cry under water ?

 

[Glowworm]

After a good night's sleep we say "I slept like a baby". When I had babies they woke up every freaking three hours.

 

[Glowworm]

Can you cry under water ?

No, because every time you sob you get a mouthful of water

 

[ohioboy]

Can you cry under water ?

No, the eyes are too wet to secrete any tears.

 

[ohioboy]

If Holly had to move furniture, would she use a Hollydolly?

 

[Mr. Ed]

Why must we "put our two cents in", when it is only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where does the extra penny go to?

 

[Mr. Ed]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

[Mr. Ed]

How long do fish wait to swim after eating?