What ordinary thing gives you the Ick...?

Why? Are they chewing tobacco for an extra jolt of energy? Kind of gross, imo.
I'm not sure. I would assume for the extra energy/nicotine rush? I've never used tobacco other than a few illicit cigarettes in high school. But yeah, I find it gross to see them walking around with cups full of saliva and tobacco—although, as I said, it's better than just spitting on the ground, or the floor.
 

Can't stand women who have had their lips puffed up. It looks so un-natural, and they look even bigger when they add lipstick. I wonder what the men think, so I asked my sons who said they hated the look. And what's with all that pouting when they see a camera?
trout pout...lol
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Can't stand women who have had their lips puffed up. It looks so un-natural, and they look even bigger when they add lipstick. I wonder what the men think, so I asked my sons who said they hated the look. And what's with all that pouting when they see a camera?
Yes! And those super-long fake eyelashes that look totally . . . fake.

I have to add, too, those super-long fingernails. I assume none of the women with those wear contact lenses, or ever have to tie a shoelace, or do a lot of other things.
 
.. i am stronger than the Ick !!!
But sometimes, I have to whisper reassuring words to myself while performing a ceremonial spin in place three times clockwise.
For maximum effect, I stomp once, twirl twice, and point dramatically at the offending ordinary thing while chanting ...
"I banish thee, foul Ick" and declare victory over those ordinary horrors.
This has a guaranteed 82.7% success rate, unless the Ick is particularly stubborn, in which case I'll add interpretive dance.
 

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