A woman walked into a bar in Texas & saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen.
She asked the cowboy if it was true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned & said, "Why sure, little lady! Why don't ya come on out to the bunk house & let me prove it to ya?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100.00 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well thank ya, ma'am.....I'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
The woman replied, "Take the money & buy yourself some boots that fit."