What you would not want to hear just before going under for Surgery?
- Thread starter Bretrick
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Sliverfox
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Who has power of attorney on this patient?
I think I left them inside the patent??Doctor:. I lost my glasses
Devi
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- East WA USA
"Uh oh."
Mizmo
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- Ontario Canada
Nurse !...did you sharpen my scalpel ???
Mandee
Member
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- North East England
Right, we need to get a move on with this operation - my shift finishes in an hour.
jujube
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"Make sure you have that TV where I can see it. The Super Bowl game starts at 2 and if this surgery runs long I don't wanna miss the kick-off."
Ladybj
Live, Laugh and Love
- Location
- Somewhere in the USA
These post are hilarious 
Irwin
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- Denver, Colorado, U.S.A.
You don't remember me, do you? How I've longed for this day. Nurse, hand me a scalpel, please.
Furryanimal
Y gath o Gymru
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- Wales
Which leg are we amputating?
oldpop
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- Inner Space
The patients left or my left.
I found this on the net: Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
I found this on the net: Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
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JaniceM
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- Location
- still lost between two shores..
"I'm not really sure what an appendix looks like.. give me a 'thumbs-up' if I cut the right part.."
Mizmo
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- Location
- Ontario Canada
Nurse!...have you checked the QR code on this one...
