Whatever happened to that girl?;

timoc

timoc

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Yes, I once had a girl, she used to jump on me and pin me down on the sofa, then start squeezing my blackheads.
I had other ideas of what I'd like to be doing to her, but she was unrelenting, and I had lots of blackheads.
One or two of my mates nosing through the window added up 2 and 2 and got 5, but soon I had an undeserved reputation, which saw other girls taking special notice of me, but I ignored them all, well, there is only so much blackhead squeezing a boy can take isn't there? :)
It's strange how these thoughts just spring into ones head, I wonder what became of her, some kind of beautician most likely or maybe a torturer for MI5.
Right now, I've got a huge blackhead in the middle of my nose and if I could find my reading glasses, I'd pop the fella out, I'm starting to go a bit cross eyed. :)
 

After a while, the above girl and I started getting a bit more friendly, she coaxed me into going to a judo class with her.
Starry eyed, I went with her willingly.
She neglected to tell me that her Dad had taught her all her skills and that she had been doing judo since she was 8, so, after she had flung me about the floor like a rag doll for half an hour, I made my excuses and left.
I never went back there, or saw Wonder Woman ever again. :)
 

You probably dodged a bullet by not going back to Wonder Woman, most men get grief when they transgress, but you would most likely nurse bruises for days.
As for that stubborn zit on your nose, half fill a bowl with boiling water, drape a large towel over your head and lower your face as close to the water as you can. Make sure that the towel covers your head and the bowl. Stay like that for as long as you can bare. The hot water is going to make your face sweat profusely, which means all your facial pores will open. When you can no longer stand the heat, take a flat headed pair of tweezers, gently squeeze each side of the blocked pore, as the blackhead starts to protrude, ease it out using the tweezers.
 
horseless carriage said:
You probably dodged a bullet by not going back to Wonder Woman, most men get grief when they transgress, but you would most likely nurse bruises for days.
As for that stubborn zit on your nose, half fill a bowl with boiling water, drape a large towel over your head and lower your face as close to the water as you can. Make sure that the towel covers your head and the bowl. Stay like that for as long as you can bare. The hot water is going to make your face sweat profusely, which means all your facial pores will open. When you can no longer stand the heat, take a flat headed pair of tweezers, gently squeeze each side of the blocked pore, as the blackhead starts to protrude, ease it out using the tweezers.
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That sounds just a tad dangerous, did you ever work in a torture chamber? :)
 
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