Glinda, perhaps if you paid Ralphy in brownies, he would be your houseboy and spring clean for you. Make him wear a little old-fashioned bellboy outfit, complete with pillbox hat. Charming. Don't you think? Lol.
That does it - brownies it is! Now, Ralphy, just put on these little velvet shorts with the lace ruffle and tie this pink ribbon around your neck. Isn't that what old-fashioned bellboys wore?