When Will You Die

What kind of downer website is that!?
Oh, strictly for fun fun fun! Look at my results:
Test taken: Tuesday, 6th July 2021.
At time of testing you are 69 years, 0 months and 20 days old.
Current age in: Days: (25,222), Weeks: (3,603), Months: (841)
Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 18th June 2025


You will live to be 73 years, 0 months and 2 days old!
:cry::cry::cry::cry:

I retook the test, changed alcohol consumption from "daily" to never:

At time of testing you are 69 years, 0 months and 20 days old.
Current age in: Days: (25,222), Weeks: (3,603), Months: (841)
Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 20th July 2040


You will live to be 88 years, 1 months and 4 days old!
I thought 1 or 2 drinks a day was O.K....??? Getting a 15 year penalty for having 3 oz of vodka sounds harsh, at least I'm not taking any NSAIDs that cause heart attack /stroke/death. :rolleyes:
 
height: 5(feet) 11(inches)
Your Weight: 174 (pounds)
Your BMI: 24.3

Your Death Prediction Results
Test taken: Tuesday, 6th July 2021.

At time of testing you are 80 years, 2 months and 22 days old.

Current age in: Days: (29,303), Weeks: (4,186), Months: (977)

Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 13th December 2028

You will live to be 87 years, 7 months and 29 days old!

Well for sure Dec. 12th. 2028 I'm going to eat a lot of popcorn kernels. That is one of the best suggestions I've read.
 
In the movie Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman's character delivers a very important line. I do not remember the entire quite but it was something along like of "You have to get busy living, or get busy dying." In other words..while we are alive, we must LIVE, or we are just sitting around waiting to die.
 
height: 5(feet) 11(inches)
Your Weight: 174 (pounds)
Your BMI: 24.3

Your Death Prediction Results
Test taken: Tuesday, 6th July 2021.

At time of testing you are 80 years, 2 months and 22 days old.

Current age in: Days: (29,303), Weeks: (4,186), Months: (977)

Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 13th December 2028

You will live to be 87 years, 7 months and 29 days old!

Well for sure Dec. 12th. 2028 I'm going to eat a lot of popcorn kernels. That is one of the best suggestions I've read.
Don't forget to chase it with a cup of cooking oil or you'll be letting a lot of people down.
 
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That reminds me of my favorite Voltaire quote;

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In the movie Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman's character delivers a very important line. I do not remember the entire quite but it was something along like of "You have to get busy living, or get busy dying." In other words..while we are alive, we must LIVE, or we are just sitting around waiting to die.
I believe it was Tim Robbins character....but....yeah

Great movie, BTW
 
I have a mechanical wind up wall clock. As long as it's ticking, I'll be alive to wind it. And yes, it's stopped ticking a lot. I just got it back from the repair shop. It should be good for another 3 years, Mechanical clocks need to be oiled about every three-five years.
 
I am 74. It predicted I would die October 20, 2030 at age of 84. I am not happy with that. My life has been shortened at this time from being overweight. I am not obese yet, just overweight. I don’t Smoke or drink, but like my sweets. I walk and exercise every day.

I have always kept my weight in check. I gained this weight after moving in Assisted Living. When you have three meals a day prepared for you, it is hard to resist.

I did start skipping breakfast two weeks ago, and have been trying to curb the sweets. This prediction was helpful. It is shocking me into losing weight. I want to see my Grandkids produce more babies for me to spoil.
Losing weight is easy. Just make sure to eat a balanced diet.
When you have 7 cookies in your left hand, make sure you have 7 cookies in your right hand.
And break up the cookies. That enables the calories to float up into the atmosphere.
 
height: 5(feet) 11(inches)
Your Weight: 174 (pounds)
Your BMI: 24.3

Your Death Prediction Results
Test taken: Tuesday, 6th July 2021.

At time of testing you are 80 years, 2 months and 22 days old.

Current age in: Days: (29,303), Weeks: (4,186), Months: (977)

Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 13th December 2028

You will live to be 87 years, 7 months and 29 days old!

Well for sure Dec. 12th. 2028 I'm going to eat a lot of popcorn kernels. That is one of the best suggestions I've read.
WOW! On my birthday. I'm 87 now but aren't making any solid plans for 2028.
 

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