Why do women wear lipstick?

I like my makeup, lipstick and hair dye! I have people tell me I look much better and they are Ladies. I don't know any men who aren't friends with my husband. So it is definitly not to attract men. Maybe one day I will post pics with and without. Just not today I am still in gown and housecoat even though it is 3PM. If I had some place to go I could change all that in 15 minutes except for the hair which would require a curling iron. My daughter tells me I look much younger with.
 

Ameriscot said:
You do know you'll be driving on the left? With lots of big roundabouts?
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Driving on the wrong side will make it that much more of an adventure.

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For the record, I do have a seizure disorder, but if I can't learn to laugh at myself and the many medical issues that have caused my life to take a major turn, I would just crawl up into a ball and stay in that position. I choose to indulge my sense of humor about the matter at my own expense, I don't joke about anyones else's illnesses, just my own. Sorry it offends, but it is mine to fine joy or pain it as I see fit.


Now back to the fun stuff, I want to also sit facing backwards as I drive and No cabs for yous. :tongue:
 
AprilT said:
Driving on the wrong side will make it that much more of an adventure.

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For the record, I do have a seizure disorder, but if I can't learn to laugh at myself and the many medical issues that have caused my life to take a major turn, I would just crawl up into a ball and stay in that position. I choose to indulge my sense of humor about the matter at my own expense, I don't joke about anyones else's illnesses, just my own. Sorry it offends, but it is mine to fine joy or pain it as I see fit.


Now back to the fun stuff, I want to also sit facing backwards as I drive and No cabs for yous. :tongue:
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Sorry, but I always feel compelled to point it that's it's not the wrong side, it's the other side. :biggrin-new:
 
No cabs?:eek: In that case I will cycle there [though after the pub crawl I will be weaving about all over the road.] I will wear something extra sparkly so that other road users can give me a wide berth.The question is where will we start off? The Old Red Lion, The Ram's Head, The King's Arms or The Rat and Drainpipe? The real ale is good in The Ram's Head, there is a dartboard in The Old Red Lion, The King's Arms does good Cornish Pasties and the Rat and Drainpipe has an interesting clientele[as long as you don't mind psycho bikers.]
 
oakapple said:
No cabs?:eek: In that case I will cycle there [though after the pub crawl I will be weaving about all over the road.] I will wear something extra sparkly so that other road users can give me a wide berth.The question is where will we start off? The Old Red Lion, The Ram's Head, The King's Arms or The Rat and Drainpipe? The real ale is good in The Ram's Head, there is a dartboard in The Old Red Lion, The King's Arms does good Cornish Pasties and the Rat and Drainpipe has an interesting clientele[as long as you don't mind psycho bikers.]
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I think cabs are a good idea. Or pubs attached to hotels to sleep it off. :beguiled:
 
oakapple said:
No cabs?:eek: In that case I will cycle there [though after the pub crawl I will be weaving about all over the road.] I will wear something extra sparkly so that other road users can give me a wide berth.The question is where will we start off? The Old Red Lion, The Ram's Head, The King's Arms or The Rat and Drainpipe? The real ale is good in The Ram's Head, there is a dartboard in The Old Red Lion, The King's Arms does good Cornish Pasties and the Rat and Drainpipe has an interesting clientele[as long as you don't mind psycho bikers.]
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I vote Rat and Drainpipe, I'll fit in best there;)
 
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nwlady said:
I vote Rat and Drainpipe, I'll fit in best there;)
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Denise it looks like you will be split in 2......I live very close to a garrison town and from what I have been told there are some fit young men that gets around the pubs in the town.:bigwink:........plus an army uniform does it for me every time.:bounce:


What's all this talk about taxie's, poor April has been dismissed before she gets started and lets face it when we neck a few jars will anyone care if she has a license or not.:lofl:
 
Bee said:
Denise it looks like you will be split in 2......I live very close to a garrison town and from what I have been told there are some fit young men that gets around the pubs in the town.:bigwink:........plus an army uniform does it for me every time.:bounce:


What's all this talk about taxie's, poor April has been dismissed before she gets started and lets face it when we neck a few jars will anyone care if she has a license or not.:lofl:
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LOL, at least someone is still thinking of me. Hmphf to the ones that dismiss my driving skills. What's really funny is I live within a block of several pubs and in the four years going on five living in this neighborhood, I've only stepped in three of them once each in the those past four years. New's years eve, a going away party for a neighbor, and a planned parenthood game night event of which I won a prize for best group name. Something blushfully sinful of which I can't remember the name. And of course to keep on topic, I was wearing lipstick, red of course.
 
AprilT said:
LOL, at least someone is still thinking of me. Hmphf to the ones that dismiss my driving skills. What's really funny is I live within a block of several pubs and in the four years going on five living in this neighborhood, I've only stepped in three of them once each in the those past four years. New's years eve, a going away party for a neighbor, and a planned parenthood game night event of which I won a prize for best group name. Something blushfully sinful of which I can't remember the name. And of course to keep on topic, I was wearing lipstick, red of course.
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I was thinking of you April, no one of us having to drive is the most fun, and safe, LOL!
 
Bee said:
Denise it looks like you will be split in 2......I live very close to a garrison town and from what I have been told there are some fit young men that gets around the pubs in the town.:bigwink:........plus an army uniform does it for me every time.:bounce:


What's all this talk about taxie's, poor April has been dismissed before she gets started and lets face it when we neck a few jars will anyone care if she has a license or not.:lofl:
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Oh metoo on the Army Uniforms;) I was joking about bikers, not that I dislike bikers, I just don't want to ever have to ride a hog again:( ooochee, ouchee!!
 
Any sailors there, Bee?? You know my preference is for a Naval man....submariners especially. :cool: But if not... then a soldier will have to do.
 
nwlady said:
I was thinking of you April, no one of us having to drive is the most fun, and safe, LOL!
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I know, you are such a sweetheart. :bighug: LOL and after a couple of pints, everyone will be the best people in the world in my eyes. How dry I am. :beerandwhistle::cheers:. I may not be much of a drinker, but, this coming holiday season, I'm going to get so smashed, it will be shameful.
 
AprilT said:
I know, you are such a sweetheart. :bighug: LOL and after a couple of pints, everyone will be the best people in the world in my eyes. How dry I am. :beerandwhistle::cheers:. I may not be much of a drinker, but, this coming holiday season, I'm going to get so smashed, it will be shameful.
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I just have 1 glass of wine;)

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How's the old saying go? "I drink to make you more attractive..."

Or as Willie Nelson sings:

"Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2.
I got 20-20 vision when I ain't drinkin' but boy! when I've had a few.
I ain't never been to bed with an ugly woman but I shore woke up with a few.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 and at 10 I work up with a 2. "

Of course, I imagine anyone who woke up with Willy's head on the pillow beside her would wonder what SHE had been drinking the night before.
 
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