Why I stopped looking for a man

BlunderWoman

BlunderWoman

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because this is what I pretty much want....

someone who will never want to marry me

someone who will never want to live with me

someone who will never want sex from me

someone who will want to hold my hand and watch movies

someone who never criticizes me

someone who really likes me

someone who basically just wants to be my male friend with hand holding hug benefits

LOL!!

Now that is why I stopped looking :)
 

BlunderWoman said:
because this is what I pretty much want....

someone who will never want to marry me

someone who will never want to live with me

someone who will never want sex from me

someone who will want to hold my hand and watch movies

someone who never criticizes me

someone who really likes me

someone who basically just wants to be my male friend with hand holding hug benefits

LOL!!

Now that is why I stopped looking :)
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You lost me right there, :( We were good till that point.
 
I'm with April.

I also want one who will always pick up the tab and who will like Tucker, The Perfectly Good Cat. And who will stay the eff outta the kitchen, dammit. If there's anything that will drive me around the bend, it's somebody hovering in the kitchen because they "like" to cook.
 
GeorgiaXplant said:
I'm with April.

I also want one who will always pick up the tab and who will like Tucker, The Perfectly Good Cat. And who will stay the eff outta the kitchen, dammit. If there's anything that will drive me around the bend, it's somebody hovering in the kitchen because they "like" to cook.
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Oh no no no. My hubby is the cook in our house and I'm not allowed in the kitchen when he cooks. I'm allowed in after dinner to clean up. I'm cool with that. :)
 
Ameriscot said:
Oh no no no. My hubby is the cook in our house and I'm not allowed in the kitchen when he cooks. I'm allowed in after dinner to clean up. I'm cool with that. :)
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I have a sister that has refused to cook all her life. That would work out great for her too, She loves it when someone cooks for her
 
Yeah, I have requirements...he has to have his own place to live, his own car to drive and his own income. In addition, and this is very important, he has to be literate. I used to say he has to have read a book this year, then decided that was too picky so figured if he's ever read a book it's close enough.
 
BlunderWoman said:
because this is what I pretty much want....

someone who will never want to marry me

someone who will never want to live with me

someone who will never want sex from me

someone who will want to hold my hand and watch movies

someone who never criticizes me

someone who really likes me

someone who basically just wants to be my male friend with hand holding hug benefits

LOL!!

Now that is why I stopped looking :)
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You want a gay male friend, basically.
 
GeorgiaXplant said:
Yeah, I have requirements...he has to have his own place to live, his own car to drive and his own income. In addition, and this is very important, he has to be literate. I used to say he has to have read a book this year, then decided that was too picky so figured if he's ever read a book it's close enough.
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Snicker.
 
GeorgiaXplant said:
Yeah, I have requirements...he has to have his own place to live, his own car to drive and his own income. In addition, and this is very important, he has to be literate. I used to say he has to have read a book this year, then decided that was too picky so figured if he's ever read a book it's close enough.
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I once read Cat in the Hat - does that count?
 
"You want a gay male friend, basically"

... or a brother.

I might be open to a romantic relationship, should one find me, but I'm not hunting/looking for one.
 

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