Why I stopped looking for a man

The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
And the only men 'round
Were so flamingly gay

I sat there with Sally
My best friend for life
If I were a guy
I would make her my wife

Too wet to go out
Too dry to stay in
Then Sally and I
Started speaking of Sin ...
 

Bingo! You're on. I could stand to put on 25-30 lbs.

For breakfast tomorrow, we're having huevos rancheros, hash browns, biscuits with sausage gravy, orange juice and coffee.

Lunch. How about meatball sandwiches on hoagie buns and a salad?

Dinner. Hm. Pork chops baked with apples and dressing. Broccoli. Another salad...I'll toss some pepperoncini, red onion and avocado in it. We'll have hot fudge pudding cake for dessert.
 
GeorgiaXplant said:
Bingo! You're on. I could stand to put on 25-30 lbs.

For breakfast tomorrow, we're having huevos rancheros, hash browns, biscuits with sausage gravy, orange juice and coffee.

Lunch. How about meatball sandwiches on hoagie buns and a salad?

Dinner. Hm. Pork chops baked with apples and dressing. Broccoli. Another salad...I'll toss some pepperoncini, red onion and avocado in it. We'll have hot fudge pudding cake for dessert.
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I am yours, now and forever. :love_heart:

... or at least, until the food runs out ... :rolleyes:
 
Oh no no no. My hubby is the cook in our house and I'm not allowed in the kitchen when he cooks. I'm allowed in after dinner to clean up. I'm cool with that. :)

This...
But good heavens kids, living with someone, getting busy at least on the full moon, somebody who gets the inside jokes...really I never want to live alone...just the way I roll

Okay I would be happy with my own bathroom. Pristine clean and no pee dribbles...but except for that.
 
Agree with no pee dribbles. Phil, are you cool with that?

Sunday breakfast is going to be cheese & sausage muffins, a bowl of fresh cut up fruit (peaches, nectarines, pineapple, strawberries, blueberries, kiwi), cranberry juice.

Sunday dinner will be roast chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, Brussels sprouts and, of course, a salad. Peanut butter pie for dessert.

Sunday supper? I'll scrounge up something.

And Phil? Sunday is Valentine's Day. I'm very fond of chocolate. Just sayin...
 
GeorgiaXplant said:
Agree with no pee dribbles. Phil, are you cool with that?
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I was well-trained during 15 years of marriage and now 2 years of sharing an apartment with a fussy female.

Sunday breakfast is going to be cheese & sausage muffins, a bowl of fresh cut up fruit (peaches, nectarines, pineapple, strawberries, blueberries, kiwi), cranberry juice.

Sunday dinner will be roast chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, Brussels sprouts and, of course, a salad. Peanut butter pie for dessert.

Sunday supper? I'll scrounge up something.
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I think I'm in love ... or maybe it's just gas.

And Phil? Sunday is Valentine's Day. I'm very fond of chocolate. Just sayin...
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Oh, I'm SO sorry - that's a deal-breaker. I'm a staunch advocate of Anti-Valentine's Day. Can I get you a nice package of Limburger cheese instead? Or how about a nice barely-worn pair of underwear from the Salvation Army store?
 
GeorgiaXplant said:
I knew it wouldn't last. Now I'm going to bed and cry myself to sleep:(
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Awww - don't cry!

Just walk away and don't even THINK about palimony ...

fureverywhere said:
Crap Georgia, how do you feel about girls...cooking like that and I'd be right over;) We could share Philly
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Yeah, the food WAS good, and I -

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Whoa, hold the wagon train - share? I don't share well - I'm Italian ...
 
I have been on dates/dated a few pro chefs and restauranteurs, I would advise against dating based on that criteria. If he just happens to enjoy cooking in general , though, then that sounds good to me. I think I may attract some chefs because they assume they're getting someone with a hefty appetite. Last one I met was in the produce isle of supermarket. His intro was to ask me about what to use or how to prepare eggplant, after I told him, he confessed his profession. I just rolled my eyes, laughed and walked away I was in a hurry, but I slowed down to be helpful to a person I thought needed assistance.
 
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AprilT said:
I have been on dates/dated a few pro chefs and restauranteurs, I would advise against dating based on that criteria. If he just happens to enjoy cooking in general , though, then that sounds good to me. I think I may attract some chefs because they assume they're getting someone with a hefty appetite. Last one I met was in the produce isle of supermarket. His intro was to ask me about what to use or how to prepare eggplant, after I told him, he confessed his profession. I just rolled my eyes, laughed and asked away I was in a hurry, but I slowed down to be helpful to a person I thought needed assistance.
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Never mind Arpil.....anyway chefs are usually at work at lunch and dinner time.
 
mitchezz said:
Never mind Arpil.....anyway chefs are usually at work at lunch and dinner time.
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Often, but some older gents, only do catered affairs and various functions leaving them plenty of play time, also, the ones who own their own establishments you can, often, dine at their restaurants any time you feel up to it. :D ===================

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Funny story, today standing in line at the deli, a gent, another customer, who was also waiting in line, walks over to me with a big smile and ask if I was waiting for him, ask i he could help me, I tell you, some of these guys out here are truly bold, polite, bold. One of these days, I'm going to flirt back and watch them squirm, well I hope that's all I hope they'll do. Truth is, I'm totally awkward when it comes to flirting in person with someone I don't know, so even though most times, I don't want to be bothered, even when I may be interested, I really would blow it anyway by saying something stupid or insulting, just my moniker. :dunno:
 
Exactly, there are nice older guys EVERYWHERE. You just have to keep your eyes open. Like If I was single there's this gentleman who is a teller at the local bank. Not a super paying profession of course but MRRROW. He always gives me this beautiful smile...Denzel with grayer hair...oh and no wedding ring. See the possibilities???
 
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Exactly, there are nice older guys EVERYWHERE. You just have to keep your eyes open. Like If I was single there's this gentleman who is a teller at the local bank. Not a super paying profession of course but MRRROW. He always gives me this beautiful smile...Denzel with grayer hair...oh and no wedding ring. See the possibilities???
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Yes - he takes off the ring every day just before he starts work. :playful:
 

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