Some more jokes:
"My son asked me what it’s like to be married. So, I told him to leave me alone and, when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me."
"Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no."
"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me."
"When your spouse gets a little upset, just remember a simple “calm down” in a soothing voice is all it takes to get them a lot more upset."
"Man: I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
Friend: Why not?
Man: I don’t like to interrupt her."