RadishRose
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I like having the Teddy Bears vote, but I don't like it being illegal to laugh at chickens. Chickens are funny.
Why would or wouldn't you make a good national leader
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Trade
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I'm a lousy follower and a lousy leader.
The only way I would take a job like that would be if I could be an all powerful dictator that could zap anyone I didn't like with impunity like that little kid in that episode of The Twilight Zone.
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Warrigal
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When I take over the world, we will be doing things my way.Really, if I did become a world leader, I would promote programs, which I believe would help mankind. You don't need some sort of superior intellect to figure out what is the more correct thing to do. What happens next will be for the history books. There are just too many moving parts to ensure your ideas will succeed.
You have my vote. How can I help?
Lord Elpus
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I like having the Teddy Bears vote, but I don't like it being illegal to laugh at chickens. Chickens are funny.
Umm....did I not mention that article 25,clause 72b,sub-clause 118c,of my 'Leader of the Nation' treatise specifically states NO chickens are allowed to wear shades when swimming??? Or that all shopping trollies must have square wheels, there must be no bottom in a trashcan, all air-guitars must be tuned daily, all laptop computers will be issued one free ink-cartridge per week, hammers will be invisible to make people more careful regarding their thumbs, anyone heard farting in church will be crucified at dawn every day for a month, tapioca will be declared the Devil's Food [yuk!] and garden wheelbarrows will have three gears. Hmm?