Will I Live to See 80?

SeaBreeze

Endlessly Groovin'
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USA
WILL I LIVE TO SEE 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After
Two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for My age. (I’m 70.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
Resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or Wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and Barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all Red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing Golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a Lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even care?
 
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