Words of wisdom.

[Falcon]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.



The Iri shman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.

"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[Sassycakes]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.



The Iri shman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.

"The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

:lol1::lol1::lol1:

 

[imp]

Lucky thing I am "into" brewing my own beer and wine, or I would be offended by such ethnic references! imp