Words that should be in the dictionary but aren't.....

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Borrowed from Mensa International:

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer shows little sign of breaking down these days.

Another five tomorrow, folks!
 

jujube said:
Borrowed from Mensa International:

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer shows little sign of breaking down these days.

Another five tomorrow, folks!
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So funny and really can get a lot of use with the way things and people are these days!!
 

Continuing:

Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n.) : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis (n.) : A degenerate disease.

More tomorrow.
 
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Karmageddon (n.): It's, like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer, y'know?

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (n.): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidently walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three a.m. and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Tomorrow, we'll have "alternate meanings for common words".
 
Alternate meanings for common words (from The Washington Post's 2009 contest):

Coffee (n.): The person upon whom one coughs.

Flabbergasted (adj.): Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

Abdicate (v.): To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.): To attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.): Impotent.

Negligent (adj.): Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

Lymph (v.): To walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.): Olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.): Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.): A rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.): A humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

Pokémon (n.): A Rastafarian proctologist.

Oyster (n.): A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

Circumvent (n.): An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
 
Good Stuff JJ

I have always had questions regarding proctologist:
Do they actually choose this as a career?
How do they answer question: 'Anything interesting happen today?"
Guest at part wishes to explain a bowel problem. does this require a look-see?

You sure reintarnation is a new word?
 
Sarchasm (n.) : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

LMAO!!
 

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