Gardenlover
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Never mind Covid, watch "The Poseidon Adventure."
oh how things have changed since then...My first cruise was on one of the last voyages of the old Queen Elizabeth. We were in Tourist Class ......... read "steerage". Our cabin was about twice the size of the bunk beds but we did have a tiny bathroom, which apparently meant "deluxe steerage".
The whole experience was veddy veddy British and veddy veddy veddy proper. No hairy chest contests, no pool volleyball, no x-rated comedians.
It was definitely an experience for a teenager returning from 3 months of bumming around Europe.
Me too, Pam, I fear being a body in deep, deep water.I fear any deep bodies of water... so, no. Never have been intrigued by cruises.
That is an absolute nightmare for me, no thanks.Absolutely not... stuck in one building essentially with thousands of people, all sharing the same small pools, and sports area.. and all the expensive tipping.. and then when you get to port.. a mass exodus of people trying to get off the ship at the same time, with just a few hours to see everything ashore.. ..in reality only time to see not much further than the post area..
My daughter has been on a couple of cruises she loves it... but her idea of a holiday is to sunbathe, and relax reading a good book.. have a nice dinner in a restaurant.. and she's happy...
Not me I'm absolutely all for doing my own thing.. deciding where I want to go and not be led by any itinerary... ..and my own pool...
I would rather never take a holiday again than end up on this floating nightmare...
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also what you don't see in the picture is often the loud thumping music that's played from early morning till night
or Titanic.Never mind Covid, watch "The Poseidon Adventure."
Hurtigruten. I've seen the fjords while hitch-hiking the coastal road (wow!) and I can imagine viewing them from the sea must be 10 times more amazing! Do it, Purwell, do it!Must admit that I have always wanted to go on one, particularly to the Norway Fiords.
Fresh-caught trout wrapped in aluminium foil and tossed straight into the fire. Don't forget the lemon juice!I have nothing against them, but this is more my style.
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I met a sailor once, a "lifer". He told me that when he retires he's going to sling an oar over his shoulder and start walking in-land and the first person who points at the oar and asks, "What's that?" that's where he's going to spend the rest of his life.Having sailed as a Merchant Marine, I've already spent a lot of time on the drink and there were those times that I got absolutely sick of the sea...
Be grateful that he didn't end up in Davey Jones' locker.I love cruises. The last one i went on, the Spousal Equivalent got violently ill (non-contageous, thank goodness) and I was in a terror that they were going to put him off at the next port to go into a hospital.
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Stop your bellyaching. If you need a shower that bad we can always keelhaul you.Is There Enough Water for allllll those people to shower?