Would You Live In A Yellow Submarine ??

Naturally

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100%! I’d live in a yellow submarine … as long as there was pizza delivery. I mean, no way I'm trying to survive on plankton and seaweed.
Of course trying to have a serious conversation with a crab while it’s just making sarcastic comments about my “sea legs” might be contentious.
And let’s not forget the endless game of "Who’s That Fish?", because apparently, every fish looks similar ... fins, head, tail.
That would be my new full-time job, learning the difference between a grouper and a snapper. It’s harder than you think.
OH ... and I’d be the first one to host underwater karaoke night, while the octopus in the corner happily binge-watches Netflix.
Okay I'll start ... "I get by with a little help from my fish-friends..."
But let’s be real, I’d probably spend most of my time arguing with the jellyfish about who’s got the better Wi-Fi signal.
And getting weirded out by the fact that all the fish always seem to stare. Super freaky ... sorry wrong movie.
 

I was a blue water sailor who rode surface ships. However, I had three brief experiences on subs: 2 neukiepoos and 1 diesel sewerpipe. Enough to make me absolutely certain that I'm not cut out for the "silent service" yellow, black, or any other color you would care to name.
 
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I can understand not liking them, but nauseating?

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Actually, I can't understand

When I was growing up, The Beatles were in their heyday. Eat morning, at school, we'd have an assembly where all the students sat in a hall and said prayers, recited the Lords Prayer, and so on. We'd also have to sing a couple hymns. But on occasion, the teacher in charge would swap out a hymn for a popular tune. Usually a Beatles tune. IT LEFT ITS MARK.
 


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