You know why Alien's wont stay here

[hawkdon]

on earth? Because they have watched our TV commercial's!!!!!!!

 

[Knight]

on earth? Because they have watched our TV commercial's!!!!!!!

Or they tried watching what was supposed to be a program & found out that commercials were the program with a few minutes of program dialog.

 

[Mr. Ed]

Aliens won't stay here because of lack of citizenship.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Trish]

Probably because they don't like mashed potato?

 

[Trish]

The Smash potato adverts were, I think, a stroke of genuis. Here is a compilation

 

[George1959]

I'm sure there are other planets which are more beautiful than earth and with much more friendly inhabitants. Did we after WW2 have a period without any conflicts between countries or even wars? I don't think so, but if, only for short times. The humans are a discontinued model. Would you travel to North Korea if you could travel to New Zealand?

 

[Rakaia]

Roughly translated they're saying, it's life Jim, but not as we know it.

 

[Radrook]

Because they saw what happened to the aliens who first tried to stay here during Noah's day?

 

[Paco Dennis]

on earth? Because they have watched our TV commercial's!!!!!!!

You mean they found a cheaper planet?

 

[Radrook]

BTW:
Here is a short sci fi story I wrote concerning this subject:

The Insanity: By Radrook | Varietygalore

 

[HazyDavey]

The new Intergalactic Freeway bypasses earth..

 

[Dustbunny]

I think when aliens go by this planet, they roll their windows up.

 

[RadishRose]

BTW:
Here is a short sci fi story I wrote concerning this subject:

The Insanity: By Radrook | Varietygalore

Very well put. So sad.

 

[fancicoffee13]

Aliens won't stay here because of lack of citizenship.

And cause there ain't any. Period, and end of sentence.

 

[Beezer]

NASA sent a Rolling Stones song into outer space with directions to Earth.

After listening to The Stones, the Aliens won't come near our Planet, believe me.

 

[Radrook]

The new Intergalactic Freeway bypasses earth..

It's rumored that one alien scientist explorer who ignored the warning was pitchforked in the back while trying to fetch water from an Amish well.

 

[debodun]

They didn't find any intelligent life?