Victor
Senior Member
- Location
- midwest USA
Time for more--you know you are really lonely when jokes--
1. When you steal a mannequin from a store just so you will have company!
2. When your only friend is the UPS delivery man!
3. When you walk past the bras and panties in a department store, and you know that is as close as you're going to get!
4. When you go to a lady (or man) doctor and tell them you have a wart on your *******s, just so they will take a look!
5. When you meet a therapist and don't know whether to make an appointment or a date!
6. WHen an insurance agent is the only man to ever come to your home and you look forward to his visit.
7. When you get angry when you hear a busy signal on the phone.
8. You have no cell phone because no one would ever call anyway.
9. When you can't even meet anyone at a nudist club!
10. When you don't know the meaning of the word "coitus"
1. When you steal a mannequin from a store just so you will have company!
2. When your only friend is the UPS delivery man!
3. When you walk past the bras and panties in a department store, and you know that is as close as you're going to get!
4. When you go to a lady (or man) doctor and tell them you have a wart on your *******s, just so they will take a look!
5. When you meet a therapist and don't know whether to make an appointment or a date!
6. WHen an insurance agent is the only man to ever come to your home and you look forward to his visit.
7. When you get angry when you hear a busy signal on the phone.
8. You have no cell phone because no one would ever call anyway.
9. When you can't even meet anyone at a nudist club!
10. When you don't know the meaning of the word "coitus"
