You know you have a dog if...

[GoodEnuff]

You keep a towel by the front door.

 

[hollydolly]

You keep a towel by the front door.

more especially by the back door.....

 

[GoodEnuff]

more especially by the back door.....

Of course! Good point! My fenced dog yard is in front, and technically, I don't have a back door.

 

[Tommy]

In our situation, if you buy vacuum cleaner bags by the case.

 

[GoodEnuff]

Your robo vac runs continuously.

 

[Paco Dennis]

Wake up at night when she is barking at a varmint nearby.

 

[Mr. Ed]

You know you have a dog when they look at you in anticipation of your affection.

 

[Teacher Terry]

When they bark like crazy when you get home .

 

[Nathan]

...if you have dog feety prints on your pants.

 

[Blessed]

Baby gates blocking off the front of the house. I have two that are runners, I no longer run!!

 

[Teacher Terry]

Maltese aren’t real dogs and only go outside in nice weather. They hate water and won’t walk through the tiniest bit. They are pad trained so don’t need to go out.

 

[squatting dog]

When there is no such thing as a private moment in the bathroom.

 

[HermitHogan]

You know you have a dog if taking the trash bins out to the curb is a major event!

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

If you keep your toilet lid down.

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

If you leave no food on a counter top. Ever.

 

[Naturally]

You know you have a dog if ...
You have to cancel plans because they fell asleep with their head in your lap and you don't want to wake them.

 

[dilettante]

Neighbors can be seen cursing the burned out dead spots in their lawns.

Dog poop isn't quite as harmful to your turf as urine, but it still has the potential to cause damage. And yes, in some cases, dog poop can kill your grass. Like urine, dog poop contains a high concentration of nitrogen, which can kill your grass if left for long enough.

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

You have nose prints on sliding doors and other windows.

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

You have a toy box and no kids around.

 

[Imogene]

If you keep your toilet lid down.

THIS!

And the trash can in the bath tub

 

[Naturally]

You have a toy box and no kids around.

Yep, and strategically placed to keep an eye on from the confines of Fort Sofa ...
Or alternately closer, from the leather observation platform

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

Fort Sofa ...

"Fort Sofa".... LOLOLOL

 

[Mr. Ed]

You know you have a dog if...the dog's name is sex​

 

[Imogene]

Yep, and strategically placed to keep an eye on from the confines of Fort Sofa ...
Or alternately closer, from the leather observation platform

You have a Blue Pit Bull

My Pippa is a Blue. I got her from the local shelter. She was confiscated along with two males. She was a puppy machine and only coming four when I got her .