You Know You're Old When

officerripley

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Conversation 1:

Me: Nice but not in a smarmy, Eddie Haskell kinda way.
Young Person: ?
Me: Nice but not in a cringey way.
Young Person: Oh, okay, got it.

Convo 2:

Me I bet you guys could write a book.
Movers: ?
Me: I bet you guys could have your own blog.
Movers: Oh, right; yeah, we sure could.
 

Took two readings for my slow brain to catch on to those conversations. 😁

Yeah, I saw that the actor who played Eddie Haskell became a cop.

And movers must come across some pretty weird things (and people).
 
Here are ten short sentences showing generational word shifts, using a teen and grandparent:

1. **Grandparent:** *"In my day, ‘drip’ was what came out of a leaky faucet!"*
**Teen:** *"Now if someone’s got ‘drip,’ it means their outfit is fire."*

2. **Grandparent:** *"We used ‘ghost’ to mean a spooky spirit!"*
**Teen:** *"Now if someone ‘ghosts’ you, they just stopped texting back."*

3. **Grandparent:** *"A ‘snack’ was just a little bite between meals."*
**Teen:** *"Now if someone calls you a ‘snack,’ they think you’re fine!"*

4. **Grandparent:** *"‘Slay’ meant killing a dragon in stories!"*
**Teen:** *"Now you ‘slay’ when you absolutely kill it—like in a selfie."*

5. **Grandparent:** *"‘Tea’ was just a drink you had with biscuits!"*
**Teen:** *"Now ‘spilling the tea’ means sharing the juiciest gossip."*

6. **Grandparent:** *"‘Woke’ meant you weren’t asleep anymore!"*
**Teen:** *"Now being ‘woke’ means you’re, like, super aware of social issues."*

7. **Grandparent:** *"‘Bussin’ was just a typo for ‘busting’!"*
**Teen:** *"Now if food’s ‘bussin,’ it’s so good you wanna scream."*

8. **Grandparent:** *"‘Cap’ was just a hat you wore outside!"*
**Teen:** *"Now ‘no cap’ means ‘no lie,’ and ‘cappin’’ means faking."*

9. **Grandparent:** *"‘Ship’ was a big boat on the ocean!"*
**Teen:** *"Now if you ‘ship’ two people, you want them to date."*

10. **Grandparent:** *"‘Sus’ was short for ‘Susanne’ in my book club!"*
**Teen:** *"Now if something’s ‘sus,’ it’s shady or suspicious."*

**Grandparent:** *"Good grief—I need a dictionary just to talk to you!"*
**Teen:** *"Don’t worry, fam. You’ll catch on."* 😆

Courtesy DeepSeek.ai
 


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