You might be a Redneck

[Pappy]

Well, you'll see.

 

[Ken N Tx]

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[oakapple]

Not sure who these rednecks are, but am starting to feel a bit sorry for them!

 

[jujube]

You know you're a Redneck when your richest relative gets a new house and you go over to help him take the wheels off it.

 

[tnthomas]

You know you're a Redneck when your richest relative gets a new house and you go over to help him take the wheels off it.

Plus ya'all should unbolt the tow frame and drop it; a little welding and you'll have some fine yard drag.

 

[jujube]

Plus ya'all should unbolt the tow frame and drop it; a little welding and you'll have some fine yard drag.

Cain't drag nothing 'cross the yard.....it disturbs the dawgs 'n sumtimes Granny's passed out there in the tall grass iffen she's had a rough night at Bingo. On the other hand, tho, it jist might help me find that there car I lost out there last fall.

 

[Ken N Tx]

Sittin' round the pit!!!

 

[Pappy]

Redneck horseshoes.

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[ClassicRockr]

In the southern states they are call "Rednecks", but in Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho the Dakota's and some other States, they are call "cowboys". Definitely don't want to go to any of those states and call a cowboy a "Redneck"!

 

[Shirley]

:lofl::lofl::lofl::lofl:
Must be some of my kin folks.

 

[Pappy]

What....:weird:

 

[Pappy]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Josiah]

 

[Shirley]

:lofl: I'll have to tell Cousin LeeRoy about the dog house. :lofl:

 

[Pappy]

:darth:

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Shirley]

:glee::glee::glee:

 

[Pappy]

 

[Misty]

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[Grumpy Ol' Man]

You might be a redneck if your sister is on her third marriage and still has the same in-laws.

The social worker was checking on the redneck single mother and her brood of seven boys. The mother said, there's LeRoy and that's LeRoy and he's LeRoy and that one out yonder is LeRoy, etc. etc, The social worker said, "How can you keep track of all the boys if they all are named LeRoy?" To which the mother replied, "Well, they all have different last names!"

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

Redneck birdwatcher. Love those boobs... I mean boots!!!

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

Redneck motorcycle

 

[tnthomas]

This guy lives just up the road on the left.....

...wish he would at least put up a shower curtain, is scaring off the local wildlife.