Crazy Doctors you have seen

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Crazy Doctors
I was talking to my friend yesterday and she told me she was having ear problems.
Then she told me the name of the Dr,she was seeing. I couldn't believe he was the
same Doctor I went to years ago.I saw him almost 40yrs ago. I can't believe he is still
practicing. How old he must be now.I laughed because I remember having to sit with me
at a wedding. When the groom's Dad introduced us, the Doctor said He knew me and that
I had been a patient of his for 10yrs. The groom's
Dad laughed and said to the Doctor,
If you have been seeing Barb for 10 yrs and haven't cured her you must not be a good Dr.
IT reminded me of my first visit with the Dr and him saying I was going to make him a fortune because of all the scared tissue I had in my ears.

Another time I was at the Doctor's with my Mom and I overheard the doctor tell the nurse to make an appointment
for my Mom with Dr.J because he had already given Dr L.so many new patients that week.

hard thing he had in his pants that would press against me. Years later I was a
But the craziest was our family Dr. when I was growing

up. Every month he would give me a B12 shot.

He would lean against me and press me against the desk. I always wonder what it was that he had in his pants that was so hard until years later I was at Bridal shower and the women there were talking about him and I finally found out what he had in his pants.


I won't even mention what I heard about the family Dentist we went to for years.
 

Sassycakes said:
Crazy Doctors
I was talking to my friend yesterday and she told me she was having ear problems.
Then she told me the name of the Dr,she was seeing. I couldn't believe he was the
same Doctor I went to years ago.I saw him almost 40yrs ago. I can't believe he is still
practicing. How old he must be now.I laughed because I remember having to sit with me
at a wedding. When the groom's Dad introduced us, the Doctor said He knew me and that
I had been a patient of his for 10yrs. The groom's
Dad laughed and said to the Doctor,
If you have been seeing Barb for 10 yrs and haven't cured her you must not be a good Dr.
IT reminded me of my first visit with the Dr and him saying I was going to make him a fortune because of all the scared tissue I had in my ears.

Another time I was at the Doctor's with my Mom and I overheard the doctor tell the nurse to make an appointment
for my Mom with Dr.J because he had already given Dr L.so many new patients that week.

hard thing he had in his pants that would press against me. Years later I was a
But the craziest was our family Dr. when I was growing

up. Every month he would give me a B12 shot.

He would lean against me and press me against the desk. I always wonder what it was that he had in his pants that was so hard until years later I was at Bridal shower and the women there were talking about him and I finally found out what he had in his pants.


I won't even mention what I heard about the family Dentist we went to for years.
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My mom took me to an eye doctor who had the same inclination as your doctor. She would be sitting out in the waiting room while he took his sweet time fitting my new glasses. The old lecher would sit in his chair with his knee between my legs. I'd keep stepping away while he kept pulling me closer and yes I'd feel that hard thing in his pants. I knew what was going on. Nobody needs a half hour to fit glasses. No use saying anything, he'd just claim I had a filthy imagination. Thankfully I didn't have to go there often. These "professional" people are everywhere.
 
I had to go see my Urologist about 15 years ago for a bladder infection. He had a female PA at the time and he introduced her to me and asked if it would be OK if she did the screening and he would oversee how she handled herself as part of her becoming a certified PA. I told him sure, until he mentioned that "we haven't examined your prostate for over 5 years, so why don't "we" let her here do that today?" I told him that I was glad he said "we" because she can do it on you and I will watch. How's that suit you?

Right away I got a lecture about issues that I found to be offensive to me and I finally told him the visit was over and I walked out of the examining room. The receptionist said the doctor would like to see you back in 30 days and I told her to forget it. I'll find someone else. She reminded me that they have 4 other doctors if I would like to see someone else. I told her fine. I just don't want to see him again.

It wasn't that I didn't trust her ability, but I wasn't prepared for what he was recommending, so I wasn't in agreement with what he was requesting.
 

When we moved to the boondocks, we scheduled an annual checkup at a nearby clinic, which is associated with a major hospital about 40 miles away. When the doctor came in, I was a bit shocked at her appearance....she was Morbidly Obese, and had a belly extending halfway down to her knees. We had a polite general conversation and just went through the basics. The next time I went there I asked to be seen by one of the other doctors. IMO, if a doctor can't take care of his/her own health, I wouldn't put much faith in anything they recommended.
 
Years ago, I went to a dentist, who suggested that I have all my molars extracted because "someday they might give me trouble." I said thank you very much, I'll think about it, and immediately switched to another dentist.

No trouble at all (yet) from the molars, which I'm happy to say I still have.
 
Yes, two doctors & two dentists.
Four years ago a dentist did an incomplete & incompetent root canal that resulted in me spending several days in Intensive Care for Sepsis which could have been fatal. (Verified by another dentist who completed the root canal later). After I got out of the hospital, he phoned me, demanding $1,500.00 payment for his root canal, which I disputed the charge for with my credit card company. I told him, "If I were you, I'd quit while you're ahead & still breathing."

The other issues involved pure greed, including intentional sabotage of a bridge when I didn't choose a more-invasive & more-expensive implant. I had to have the bridge re-done & the dentist was forced to refund me $3,000.00.

More recently, I started having a toothache & the first dentist I saw diagnosed "Severe decay under ALL my crowns" (all 30 of them). He recommended extracting all my teeth & having complete upper & lower implants - 12 month procedure & $40,000.00.
A 2nd opinion dentist diagnosed ONE infected tooth that needed a root canal, extracting the one next to it, & a bridge, which I just had completed. $4,700.00.

An eye doctor I was seeing for a new Rx for glasses diagnosed me with dry eyes. I told him I already knew I had a dry eye problem & had been dealing with it for many years with "Refresh" eye drops. He recommended a surgical procedure to "cure" it. He explained that he could re-route the tear ducts to the top of the eyelids. I said, "Why would I risk a surgery when the eye drops are doing their job without risk?" He got very angry & frustrated & rushed the exam. And (either intentionally or incompetently) screwed up the prescription; I never saw clearly with my new glasses. I had a different doctor do an exam. He said, "The numbers are way off; you could never have decent vision with this prescription."
 
After mentioning my family doctor it brought back another memory to me. After he retired I went to a new doctor because I was pregnant. When the doctor was done examining me, I said "You're all finished ?" He said YES and then his nurse said "Barbara was a patient of 3 fingers Joe"Then they both laughed.
 
Sassycakes said:
After mentioning my family doctor it brought back another memory to me. After he retired I went to a new doctor because I was pregnant. When the doctor was done examining me, I said "You're all finished ?" He said YES and then his nurse said "Barbara was a patient of 3 fingers Joe"Then they both laughed.
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I don't get it, but I'm almost afraid to ask.
 
oldman said:
I had to go see my Urologist about 15 years ago for a bladder infection. He had a female PA at the time and he introduced her to me and asked if it would be OK if she did the screening and he would oversee how she handled herself as part of her becoming a certified PA. I told him sure, until he mentioned that "we haven't examined your prostate for over 5 years, so why don't "we" let her here do that today?" I told him that I was glad he said "we" because she can do it on you and I will watch. How's that suit you?

Right away I got a lecture about issues that I found to be offensive to me and I finally told him the visit was over and I walked out of the examining room. The receptionist said the doctor would like to see you back in 30 days and I told her to forget it. I'll find someone else. She reminded me that they have 4 other doctors if I would like to see someone else. I told her fine. I just don't want to see him again.

It wasn't that I didn't trust her ability, but I wasn't prepared for what he was recommending, so I wasn't in agreement with what he was requesting.
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The irony of a doctor criticizing the patient's bedside manner. o_O
 
When I was in my early twenties I got hit with a terrible headache that wouldn't go away and went to several different doctors. One doc was an old guy and he asked me if I was sexually active, at the time I was seeing two different girls and told him that. That wasn't enough info for him, he started asking all sorts of questions about type of sex, how often, what the girls looked like, how I met them, etc. I'm sure he was getting excited my answers.

Not long after that the same doctor ended up in the news because he got caught shoplifting of all things.
 
Relieved not to have had those types of experiences, but there was the Nurse practitioner in the ENT office who said what I needed to do to cure my post nasal drip was to buy alkaline water (handing me a flyer where I could order it); and go on an alkaline diet.
And the Nurse practitioner in the Gyn office who said , before examining me, I was using the wrong laundry soap (I was using ALL free & clear, still am) and wearing the wrong underwear & I should get woven bamboo underwear.
I made no return visits to either.
 
I once had a blocked saliva gland and the doctor looked down my throat and at the outside of my neck. Then told me if I kept having a problem to come back in a month. It seems the HMO hired the cheapest 'doctor' they could find!
So I went to a private doctor that I had to pay for myself, but who at least knew where saliva glands are. I was really impressed with the private doctor at the time, but looking back I feel like it was a bit of a scam to diagnose me one day and then make me come back on his 'surgery' day of the week, and the 'surgery' was just spraying a little deadener under my tongue and spending all of a few seconds to remove the teensy-tiny stone grain - seems like he could have just done that 'surgery' the same day as my initial appointment. I suspect the desire to charge for two appointments. :(
 
HoneyNut said:
I once had a blocked saliva gland and the doctor looked down my throat and at the outside of my neck. Then told me if I kept having a problem to come back in a month. It seems the HMO hired the cheapest 'doctor' they could find!
So I went to a private doctor that I had to pay for myself, but who at least knew where saliva glands are. I was really impressed with the private doctor at the time, but looking back I feel like it was a bit of a scam to diagnose me one day and then make me come back on his 'surgery' day of the week, and the 'surgery' was just spraying a little deadener under my tongue and spending all of a few seconds to remove the teensy-tiny stone grain - seems like he could have just done that 'surgery' the same day as my initial appointment. I suspect the desire to charge for two appointments. :(
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Currently, medicine has little to do with patient care & more to do with business.
 
Nathan said:
Reminds me of probably the last time I had a DRE. She had fingers like a Russian milkmaid that used to work in a steel mill. 😨
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Just a FYI:
A friend of mine (85 yrs old) had a DRE on his doctor's advice. That evening, he developed a high fever. In the ER, they diagnosed a severe prostate infection. He spent 12 days in the hospital.
You could say it's not connected, but an older prostate may not like to be poked & prodded & may be more prone to injury, like other old parts.
As I told my urologist, "I know an ultrasound gives you a clear picture & tells you more & is not risky, so let's do that instead."
 
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A lot of pervy doctors out there. :eek:

One experience comes to mind. Around 30 years ago I had a badly broken leg. Shattered Tibia and Fibula. An initial treatment involving a metal frame with pins holing them together didn't go so well after three months as they weren't healed completely and properly. I got a second opinion with a new doctor to try to save the leg from amputation. Nice older guy, friendly, old fashioned. Suggested I be put in a chest to foot cast called a hip spica. He warned me that it would be very difficult for an adult to function in it and keeping it clean and bedsores would be an issue. Not that I had a choice so I went with it. During the application, while the team was molding the leg part of the cast, the doctor worked on making a window for my crotch and buttock area for waste management. All seemed normal until he started grabbing my banana and oranges with one hand, almost stroking then while unrolling a roll of plaster bandage over belly, supposedly to prevent them from getting wet. But the way he did it kind of rubbed me the wrong way, no pun intended.
Every appointment after that, he would always ask how it felt around my crotch, if it was too tight or uncomfortable. He would "examine" it but reaching his hand under the cover and feeling and lightly pushing the skin around my you-know-what. Not intrusive but the impression I got was he cared too much. Anyway, he did save my leg so in the end I couldn't complain because other doctors seemed like they just wanted to cut it off and get it over with.
 
I think my neurologist is bipolar. I never know whether he's going to be Dr. Friendly or Dr. Grumpy. He'll be rude, short with me one time and boy howdy, we're the best of friends the next time.

Last time I was there, we told each other jokes and laughed so loud the nurse stuck her head in to see what was going on. Other times, he's been borderline rude and unhelpful.

He's apparently one of the best in town, though.

Old joke: What's the difference between God and a Neurosurgeon? Answer: God doesn't think he's a Neurosurgeon.
 
There was this ancient doc. He was well into his 90s, and still practicing. His office, and his nurse looked like they came from a museum. Nobody went to him for real problems. He was a doc to see if you needed a work excuse, pain pills, or an eye exam. Back then you needed a doc to check off on vision. in order to get a license.. He was sssssssoooooooo ssssssllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww. And he repeated everything you said. "What is your name?", "John Smith". "HHeee sssaaays hhisss nnnaaaammmmme iissss Jooohnnnn Sssssssmmmmmmiiiittthhhh". "AAAggggeeee?'' "21" HHHhheeeee ssssayyys heee'ssss , tttttwwwennn,..................".

When I was in the hospital and in ICU, I had every kind of doc, you can think off. They'd line up in the morning. Each one would listen to my lungs. Then the next doc would listen. Then the next doc would listen, Then the next doc- you get the idea. I wanted to say, "For God's sake, ask the first doc how my lungs are" I found out that unless they 'examined' me, they didn't get paid.
 
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win231 said:
Just a FYI:
A friend of mine (85 yrs old) had a DRE on his doctor's advice. That evening, he developed a high fever. In the ER, they diagnosed a severe prostate infection. He spent 12 days in the hospital.
You could say it's not connected, but an older prostate may not like to be poked & prodded & may be more prone to injury, like other old parts.
As I told my urologist, "I know an ultrasound gives you a clear picture & tells you more & is not risky, so let's do that instead."
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I actually think that Kaiser Permanente has abandoned the DRE procedure, I haven't had the dreaded DRE since [at least]prior to 2003. A physical exam nowadays just entails taking vital signs, some stethoscope and maybe a couple thumps on the back. The main feature is the blood labs, which suits me fine.
 
fuzzybuddy said:
When I was in the hospital and in ICU, I had every kind of doc, you can think off. They'd line up in the morning. Each one would listen to my lungs. Then the next doc would listen. Then the next doc would listen, Then the next doc- you get the idea. I wanted to say, "For God's sake, ask the first doc how my lungs are" I found out that unless they 'examined' me, they didn't get paid.
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That's right....one of the "scams" in our health care system is this practice of multiple doctors querying you for the same thing, and even charging to look at your chart. They can spend 2 minutes with you, and charge your insurance, or Medicare, a couple hundred dollars for doing Nothing.
 
fuzzybuddy said:
There was this ancient doc. He was well into his 90s, and still practicing. His office, and his nurse looked like they came from a museum. Nobody went to him for real problems. He was a doc to see if you needed a work excuse, pain pills, or an eye exam. Back then you needed a doc to check off on vision. in order to get a license.. He was sssssssoooooooo ssssssllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww. And he repeated everything you said. "What is your name?", "John Smith". "HHeee sssaaays hhisss nnnaaaammmmme iissss Jooohnnnn Sssssssmmmmmmiiiittthhhh". "AAAggggeeee?'' "21" HHHhheeeee ssssayyys heee'ssss , tttttwwwennn,..................".

When I was in the hospital and in ICU, I had every kind of doc, you can think off. They'd line up in the morning. Each one would listen to my lungs. Then the next doc would listen. Then the next doc would listen, Then the next doc- you get the idea. I wanted to say, "For God's sake, ask the first doc how my lungs are" I found out that unless they 'examined' me, they didn't get paid.
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Yup, it's business. And most "Tests" are also for the same reason.
 
One gynecologist I went to in my 20's, had fingers like ham hocks. He was so rough that he made me bleed .. and he had a leer on his face while he was examining me. I phoned my GP and told him about the rough examination and bleeding. He phoned the gyne and blasted him.
 
Judycat said:
My mom took me to an eye doctor who had the same inclination as your doctor. She would be sitting out in the waiting room while he took his sweet time fitting my new glasses. The old lecher would sit in his chair with his knee between my legs. I'd keep stepping away while he kept pulling me closer and yes I'd feel that hard thing in his pants. I knew what was going on. Nobody needs a half hour to fit glasses. No use saying anything, he'd just claim I had a filthy imagination. Thankfully I didn't have to go there often. These "professional" people are everywhere.
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Yes they are....and I would think nurses would be in there with you
As in priests they are only men not GOD.
who wants to support a married priest
Get a job the pope too knowingly allows these type of men to be around innocent people using a disguise of professionalism point is none get fired they are protected under the government to do nothing n9 protesters 9n this bs no one down here wants c any part of it, to squish it out for good
 

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