Besides Gray Hair, What Was (Or Were) Your First Sign(s) of Aging?

A little more wisdom, considerably more pain, but working through that, with more stretching, and realizing physical limits, used to be able to lift pretty much anything I needed to, and still can lift a lot for my age, but discretion has always been the better part of valor. Jerry old, i can relate to the turkey wattle thing. One of the advantages of a beard, much tougher for the ladies out there.
 
A little more wisdom, considerably more pain, but working through that, with more stretching, and realizing physical limits, used to be able to lift pretty much anything I needed to, and still can lift a lot for my age, but discretion has always been the better part of valor.
Yeah, I'm there
...sans the discretion part
Jerry old, i can relate to the turkey wattle thing. One of the advantages of a beard
No turkey neck yet, but wrinkles are taking residence in weird areas, like my arms

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All the names in your little black book end in “M.D.”

You need a fire permit to light your birthday candles & oxygen after blowing them out.

The only whistles you get are from a teakettle.

You feel like the morning after, but you haven’t gone anywhere.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You sit in a rocking chair & can’t get it going.

Your knees buckle but your belt won’t.

You sink your teeth into a sandwich & they stay there.

You bend down to pick something off the floor & you ask yourself: “Is there anything else I need while I’m down here?”
 
Getting hit by the AARP membership solicitation materials out of nowhere. That, and being asked at restaurants if I qualified for the senior discount. At first I was offended by that, but hey, if it means bucks off the bill, I’ll play along…
 
Getting hit by the AARP membership solicitation materials out of nowhere. That, and being asked at restaurants if I qualified for the senior discount. At first I was offended by that, but hey, if it means bucks off the bill, I’ll play along…
I've never been asked for that so far... but if there's a concession going for anything, I've learned to ask for it myself... :D
 
I was working and my older co-workers would exclaim how young I looked & acted! I was in my early '50's. They asked me how, why! I was so youthful. I answered "It's because I still have my mommy." She died shortly after and I never felt that young again. The start of rolling down that hill................had near death cancer one year later & I never climbed back the hill. After that it was one thing after the other, after the other.
 


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