How do you kiss?

Mr. Ed

Life does not deserve my gratitude.
Location
Central NY
People change overtime, what we do and we do things. How do you kiss now as opposed to when you were younger? My wife prefers short pecks on lips and face no tongue or passionate encounter. If she wasn't afraid of where her emotions might lead she wouldn't be so uptight and anxious. I love my wife, her happiness is more important than nonessential desires.

We've been married 42 yrs, 6 months
 

How do you kiss?​


My woman?
Lips to lips
She has the greatest of lips
I can't resist

Small children?
A peck on the forehead or cheek

Animals?
They get hugs

Other guys?
You gotta be kiddin'!

Everbody else
Fist bumps
Hugs....maybe

Hugged a lady coworker at an office party once
She stuck her tongue in my ear
Time to go home!
 

How do you kiss?​


My woman?
Lips to lips
She has the greatest of lips
I can't resist

Small children?
A peck on the forehead or cheek

Animals?
They get hugs

Other guys?
You gotta be kiddin'!

Everbody else
Fist bumps
Hugs....maybe

Hugged a lady coworker at an office party once
She stuck her tongue in my ear
Time to go home!
I don't care how you kiss. I just wished I had your life. I often thought about living off the grid, but at 59, I think I missed the boat. I really liked camping with my one and only son, but now he just retired from the government, so he is very busy with catching up with his family to be bothered with Dad. He was away a lot when he worked, so now he is trying to make up for lost time. Besides we live a really far distance apart.
I went back through some of your old posts and you look like you really enjoy doing what you do. Nothing like being out among nature. I never hunted because I won't kill an animal. I will have to be next to starvation before I even consider killing any animal, unless of course I am attacked.
Yeah, I can see you sure have a great life. Keep up that great lifestyle.
 

How do you kiss?


First, I check to see that the lady has no cold sores on her lips.

Second, I have a good sniff of her breath in case she's had garlic for lunch.

Third, I check to see that she hasn't got a nail file in her hands.

Fourth, if she is taller than me, I ask her to sit down......

Then when I've completed all the checks, I ask myself...."Now what was it I was going to do?" 😊
 
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