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Bella said:
drunk friend meme
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Did you write this?

In part:
  • Most German Rieslings are under 10% alcohol, which helps you maintain your cool as you transition from laundry to after-school teacher conferences, or worse, afternoon business meetings.
  • The sweetness in the wines pairs perfectly with the salt of your tears.
For the time being, I'm happy in the German wine section of the liquor store. Of course, as a woman who likes to plan, I'm contemplating what type of wine I'll need in the old folks home where This-Doesn't-Look-Dirty Laundry is the norm."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wines-to-pair-with-laundr_b_9144404
 
RadishRose said:
Did you write this?

In part:
  • Most German Rieslings are under 10% alcohol, which helps you maintain your cool as you transition from laundry to after-school teacher conferences, or worse, afternoon business meetings.
  • The sweetness in the wines pairs perfectly with the salt of your tears.
For the time being, I'm happy in the German wine section of the liquor store. Of course, as a woman who likes to plan, I'm contemplating what type of wine I'll need in the old folks home where This-Doesn't-Look-Dirty Laundry is the norm."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wines-to-pair-with-laundr_b_9144404
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No, Ms. Rose, I didn't write it; I copied it.

Thanks for the recommendation. 😊 I like the occasional Riesling if it's off-dry and not too sweet.

So, do you think they'll serve us wine in the old folks home, or are we gonna have to sneak it in? 🤔😎
 
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