Did you write this?
In part:
- Most German Rieslings are under 10% alcohol, which helps you maintain your cool as you transition from laundry to after-school teacher conferences, or worse, afternoon business meetings.
- The sweetness in the wines pairs perfectly with the salt of your tears.
For the time being, I'm happy in the German wine section of the liquor store.
Of course, as a woman who likes to plan, I'm contemplating what type of wine I'll need in the old folks home where This-Doesn't-Look-Dirty Laundry is the norm."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wines-to-pair-with-laundr_b_9144404